Exar Kun vs Count Dooku

Started by carthage6 pages

I can't wait for that book, maybe they'll finally copulate and give birth to the child I've always wanted to see.

Ah, the tragedy of playing against Palps. He's the quintessential Star Wars villain, the most important and successful. Bane, Vitiate, Revan... all dust motes in comparison and no one's going to remember them in another 15 years. 😬

Revan probably imo given how he came close to the next generation of SW fans.

Nah. No one cares about Revan except for a small pocket of heretics who will soon be wiped out. There's a reason people write books about Sidious kicking ass and why people at Celebration VI lose their shit when Sidious appears on a trailer, cackling and choking out b1tches. People love Sidious because he's smarter and stronger and better than everyone else. No one cares about the Banes, Vitiates, Nihiluses.

Apart from the storyline and the fact Sidious is a central figure in the OT/PT narrative, those "heretics" are en masse a large enveloping miasma of teenagers/young adults who are eagerly awaiting the next story arc for him. Does this make Revan as essential to the franchise as Sidious/Vader/Luke/Yoda, no- but does it earn him a spot among the pantheon (due to hype) it probably does to be frank.

That and the fact his figurine sells for like 50$ bucks on Ebay.

These are some pretty weak burns, Temp.

Those are burns right?

Indulge the blasphemers; let them prostrate themselves before their false god. They pale next to the enlightened masses who live in accordance to the truth.

The fact that you interpret these words to be insults is proof enough of your insecurity. You know I'm right. No one cares about Bane or Vitiate. 😬

Except... you apparently. Since you feel the need to go out of your way to shit on them out of some fragile ego thing.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Except... you apparently. Since you feel the need to go out of your way to shit on them out of some fragile ego thing.

The only one of us who evinces irritability is you, my son. My words are gentle and compassionate; yours resonate with frustration. Your aura is clouded with anger.

You seem reluctant to acknowledge the obvious truth that Sidious is more important than the likes of Bane, Vitiate, and Nihilus.

I wish I could soothe you in this regard; but perhaps you should start liking cooler characters? 131

Nah, I'm having a good time watching the new Nostalgia Critic review. Nic Cage is crazy, man. But you sure seem buttmad about something shitting all over the forum. Mad I took down your dog i mean boy carthage?

This is all fictional stuff, bro. No one is important. Your inability to grasp that is quite sad.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nah, I'm having a good time watching the new Nostalgia Critic review. Nic Cage is crazy, man. But you sure seem buttmad about something shitting all over the forum. Mad I took down your dog i mean boy carthage?

This is all fictional stuff, bro. No one is important. Your inability to grasp that is quite sad.

> says fictional stuff is unimportant
> has spent 7+ years & 35k posts debating and arguing over "unimportant" stuff
> is demonstrably lying & angry

Conclusion:

It never was important though. It's just a silly hobby.

Like, does it really matter which SW character beats which in a fight? Absolutely ****ing not.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It never was important though. It's just a silly hobby.

Like, does it really matter which SW character beats which in a fight? Absolutely ****ing not.

> dedicates an enormous amount of time, effort, and energy across 7 years to a hobby
> arbitrarily declares hobby to be "unimportant" and concludes another poster has yet to grasp that "fact" because reasons
> also reprimands aforementioned poster for not dedicating more time, effort, and energy into the "unimportant" enterprise {my personal favorite!}
> denies being upset
> is, in fact, quite upset

the weird thing is how you obsessively want everyone to like Sidious as their favorite and declare him>>>>>everyone else. It's kinda weird tbh.

Only a loser would believe that any of this stuff actually matters or is important in any way. Which not-real character can beat which other not-real character is only as important as our own investment in it. In the grand scheme of things, its thoroughly unimportant. Next to real issues, its pointless.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
the weird thing is how you obsessively want everyone to like Sidious as their favorite and declare him>>>>>everyone else. It's kinda weird tbh.

mmm

You seem angry, my son. Did my words strike a resonant chord deep within?

nah... I take solace in the fact that there are at least four characters solidly more powerful than Sidious.

Come on guys, let's just get along.

Does it bother you that none of them are Bane?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Which not-real character can beat which other not-real character is only as important as our own investment in it.

Your personal investment in an enterprise determines its import, yes? For example, it's evident that a man who dedicates 7+ years and 35k+ posts to arguing over which not-real character can beat which other not-real character has invested a great deal into such a discussion and therefore finds it important.

For that same person to arbitrarily scoff at such investment (and simultaneously scoff at another person for not currently committing to a comparable investment) seems peculiar and indicative of chronic butthurt.

tl;dr version: you're being absolutely silly and there's no way you can defend your position here. time to concede that you interpret my words to be taunting in nature and they've gotten you riled up.

still love you, though. 😍

Damn, Tempest is just calling everyone out.