Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Stupid slick road. It just got done pouring.

I was going 60 in a 25 sharp turn, drinking a little captain morgan.

The back swerved out and I spun completely the opposite direction I was going off into the side and the car's rear-end hit a thick concrete fortified protruding sewer drain. Lucky I spun or I would be dead or maimed in the face right now. Instead my sternocledimastoids are tender from whiplash, not hurt at all but the that nice 2003 Acura TL got merked.

If not for the car pretty awesome vertigo and centrifugal force.

If I'd blown .002 higher I'd be ****ed right now, luckily I didn't blow under the influence (.038 [providential 8]) and aced to sobriety test.

I wasn't even done paying for it, they blue-booked (as soon as you take your vehicle off the lot insurance depreciates 5k$) the ****ing insurance I had and I'm only getting enough to pay the rest that I owed on it. I can buy a new car, but not that car. I want that exact color, make and model back right now.

your only laments now are that you might have gotten hurt and now you'll have to live without you precious ghetto-porsche?

couldn't help but notice that you're not concerned about all the other people you likely put at risk.

Originally posted by Oneness
Stupid slick road. It just got done pouring.

I was going 60 in a 25 sharp turn, drinking a little captain morgan.

The back swerved out and I spun completely the opposite direction I was going off into the side and the car's rear-end hit a thick concrete fortified protruding sewer drain. Lucky I spun or I would be dead or maimed in the face right now. Instead my sternocledimastoids are tender from whiplash, not hurt at all but the that nice 2003 Acura TL got merked.

If not for the car pretty awesome vertigo and centrifugal force.

If I'd blown .002 higher I'd be ****ed right now, luckily I didn't blow under the influence (.03[b]8 [providential 8]) and aced to sobriety test.

I wasn't even done paying for it, they blue-booked (as soon as you take your vehicle off the lot insurance depreciates 5k$) the ****ing insurance I had and I'm only getting enough to pay the rest that I owed on it. I can buy a new car, but not that car. I want that exact color, make and model back right now. [/B]

1) "sternocleidomastoids"

2) Drinking + Driving = you're an idiot

Originally posted by Robtard
1) "sternocleidomastoids"

2) Drinking + Driving = you're an ****ing idiot

*a

Calm down

fite me faget

Yolofrugenz

You were drink driving? You're a cvnt.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
couldn't help but notice that you're not concerned about all the other people you likely put at risk.

The message from God was that I can't control my speed when I drink, so I've been instructed not to do so. Once was a verbal warning from my co-worker, now I understand that I'm not going to do that anymore.

Anyway, if I get a non-moving violation, I still won't be driving for a while. Until I'm non-alcoholic.

Originally posted by Oneness
The message from God was that I can't control my speed when I drink,

I think a lot of people don't realize that even misery is by design.

Or that once we have a unified string theory, we may find that our 3 dimensional cosmos is a non-enclosed structure within a 4d cosmos with far more...prospects.

It's as if our cosmos were a toy-house constructed by a superbeing to engage in...machinations. Child's play, but to us, unfathomable arithmetic with catharses far beyond the depth of the wisest human who ever lived.

That's all on my profile page. How deep is the rabbit hole? Read through.

Originally posted by Oneness
You put another's life at risk every-time you drive, sober or not.

Ur an idiot x2 then, retard.

Originally posted by Oneness
You put another's life at risk every-time you drive, sober or not.

false equivalency. i put nobody at risk when i drive because i'm alert and not drunk. i do however face far greater risk from road hazards....for example i have to be alert in case of drunk-joyriders in ghetto-porsches.

but nevermind that. tell us more about how it's your god-given right to put everyone's lives at risk...

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Ur an idiot x2 then, retard.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i put nobody at risk when i drive because i'm alert and not drunk.

I don't care how perfect you think you are, every-time you drive there's a possibility you could **** up and crash.

tell us more about how it's your god-given right to put everyone's lives at risk...

Originally posted by Oneness
I think a lot of people don't realize that even misery is by design.

Or that once we have a unified string theory, we may find that our 3 dimensional cosmos is a non-enclosed structure within a 4d cosmos with far more...prospects.

It's as if our cosmos were a toy-house constructed by a superbeing to engage in...machinations. Child's play, but to us, unfathomable arithmetic with catharses far beyond the depth of the wisest human who ever lived.

That's all on my profile page. How deep is the rabbit hole? Read through.

Oh, I get it now - you're a nutter.

Originally posted by Oneness

That's a bit of a leap in logic from when I said the moral was that I shouldn't drink and drive anymore, don't you think?

i inferred it from your musings about the creator of the universe personally intervening on your behalf and choosing to only claim your precious and irreplaceable 2003 acura as a lesson to you.

but what truly got my jimmies rustled was that the risk to others was no big deal to you. what if you had killed someone? it seems you really didn't/don't/won't give a shit about that. this is deeply disturbing.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i inferred it from your musings about the creator of the universe personally intervening on your behalf and choosing to only claim your precious and irreplaceable 2003 acura as a lesson to you.

but what truly got my jimmies rustled was that the risk to others was no big deal to you. what if you had killed someone? it seems you really didn't/don't/won't give a shit about that. this is deeply disturbing.

Do you jump on the opportunity to hop on to other peoples e- drama and make it your own? Its pretty pathetic and deeply disturbing. I swear you live vicariously through others real lives cause you don't have one.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i inferred it from your musings about the creator of the universe personally intervening on your behalf and choosing to only claim your precious and irreplaceable 2003 acura as a lesson to you.

If I were over the legal limit, much less under the influence, I'd feel worse about it because that's a prison sentence.

If I had been maimed, I'd feel even worse.

If I'd hospitalized another, or even killed another - that would have been the epitome. That happens every day.

Either way, I will never drink and drive again.

I'm privileged, or as I put it, I'm blessed; I didn't have to learn a harder way.

Of course I'm in the wrong for not being considerate enough to do everything in my power to avoid putting others at risk. Am I bastard? That's a judgement call the officers made.

Originally posted by Oneness
You put another's life at risk every-time you drive, sober or not.

I don't get it, though. You've expressed how serious and risky it is every time you drive normally, yet you imply a substance that alters your reactions and cognitive alertness keeps you on the same awareness level as a sober driver?

Oneness, you're being daft.