Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Originally posted by Oneness
You know I really hoped I'd get tail in the back seat of my first car but I never did.

What is your next car gonna be?

2008 model. Acura TL, same color.

Why not get it in black.

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But in all honesty, I prefer the reddish tent. It just so happened I found one nearby that I didn't have to put a down-payment on, that was the exact same color as my first. 😎

Originally posted by Oneness
YouTube video

But in all honesty, I prefer the reddish tent. It just so happened I found one nearby that I didn't have to put a down-payment on, that was the exact same color as my first. 😎

I love that scene.

Originally posted by Oneness

:'(

I've done worse, that will buff out.

I'm thinking about suing that dealership's owner for not making it procedure to inform its costumers of gap insurance.

On top of the spiked (by hundreds) insurance rate I have to pay the last $1,000 on this car whereas I would have walked away with an extra thousand had I known about gap insurance.

"Let's **** the inexperienced 21 year-old up the ass by omitting pertinent information about the possibility of gap insurance. **** yeah!"

Hey, it's a learning experience. Then an extra $400 dollars to my lawyer to get my third speeding ticket reduces to a non-moving violation, and the fee for a driving course to ensure the judge lets me keep my license after the three strikes.

I got the works for this.

That Acura was only worth $1800 to my insurance company? That blue-book is a liar; or that dealership price-gouged tenfold. Almost had that shit paid off.

All together it's like 23 thousand dollars (three years of spiked insurance plus all that bullshit plus a new car [this one will have gap insurance]). Then another 700 next semester for two courses to get a scholarship-worthy GPA at this state university. Plus another 20 grand a per semester even after the scholarship there because taxes apparently don't make-up for whatever they're overpaying the professors. I only make 23K a year at my job.

That means I'm on student loans next year, but hey; the works.

When I get my associates by 24-25 years of age, the temp agency that hires me in computer programming (cause it's in demand and terminal jobs are easy to get even with an associates); those short-lived jobs will pay off the student-loan debt no problem.

Then I

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm thinking about suing that dealership's owner for not making it procedure to inform its costumers of gap insurance.

On top of the spiked (by hundreds) insurance rate I have to pay the last $1,000 on this car whereas I would have walked away with an extra thousand had I known about gap insurance.

"Let's **** the inexperienced 21 year-old up the ass by omitting pertinent information about the possibility of gap insurance. **** yeah!"

Hey, it's a learning experience. Then an extra $400 dollars to my lawyer to get my third speeding ticket reduces to a non-moving violation, and the fee for a driving course to ensure the judge lets me keep my license after the three strikes.

I got the works for this.

That Acura was only worth $1800 to my insurance company? That blue-book is a liar; or that dealership price-gouges tenfold. Almost had that shit paid off.

Check your sales agreement, you probably had to initial next to a section concerning gap insurance. Though generally GI is really only used on a lease.

If you're having to hire lawyers, pay fines and take courses, you should probably slow down and drive my conservatively.

But yes, auto insurance companies are shit generally speaking.

Then I have a BSC, plus work experience. I'm like almost 30 though, so a good 20 years - after I've earned close to 3 million, I just might have enough stashed away to retire by 50. That's called 1 million is the next 1 hundred, thanks to rich people.

That's called breaking it for the industry.

As Raj says; "I shall be reincarnated as a well-hung billionaire."

If only for my ambition to stay in the Middle Class. Yes, these days if you earn in the millions yearly you only get to keep 6 digits by the end.

My children may be able to achieve upperclass-dom if I bestow them with those 6 digits. Maybe, who knows what inflation will do by the time they're going through this shit. They may end up in the lower-class like my coworkers if they don't inherit my work-ethic.

I'm not getting an inheritance, though who can blame my parents? They got ****ed by capitalism almost as much as I will.

It's a dystopia, but I'm just trying to pay off the nasty karma 99% of this generation inherited. The wealthy are certainly going to result to ****ing up the terrific karma they had.

Originally posted by Oneness
drinking a little captain morgan.

Here you are down the road, baby Oneness. I'm disappointed 😕

Originally posted by konfetka
Here you are down the road, baby Oneness. I'm disappointed 😕

Here I am down the line learning valuable life lessons.

Originally posted by Oneness
Here I am down the road setting my sights on my future, taking college courses and working my ass of to earn enough to keep doing so.

Here I am down the line learning valuable life lessons.

Originally posted by konfetka
Are you Sheldon Cooper of real life? I like! 😄

I'm that perfectly fashioned hybrid of stud and geek.

You look at Doctor Manhattan, chiseled to the bone - but all sciency.

Why so blue?

Originally posted by konfetka
Why so blue?

They're more prepared.

That's a boring life though. You will be prone to looking at that glass half empty instead of just drinking that water 🙂

Originally posted by konfetka
That's a boring life though. You will be prone to looking at that glass half empty instead of just drinking that water 🙂

Originally posted by Oneness

I'm that perfectly fashioned hybrid of stud and geek.

Man, I wish I had like a quarter of your self-confidence (self-esteem).

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Man, I wish I had like a quarter of your self-confidence (self-esteem).