Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Started by AbnormalButSane10 pages

Depends on if you think driving under the influence is okay.

My new 2008 model:

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Maybe you should focus on driving and not playing with your camera/phone, lest you wreck another Acura.

Originally posted by Robtard
Maybe you should focus on driving and not playing with your camera/phone, lest you wreck another Acura.
I was sober and I was driving slowly, thank you.

Originally posted by Oneness
I was sober and I was driving slowly, thank you.

Thank you for driving sober 👆

I understand if you want to show off your new-to-you car, but maybe do it of the car and why the car is not in motion?

Originally posted by Robtard
Thank you for driving sober 👆

I understand if you want to show off your new-to-you car, but maybe do it of the car and why the car is not in motion?

Believe it or not I can drive.

Especially when it's not dark and rainy on a narrow-ass side-road.

I would have still gone off the road, but I wouldn't have slid into that drain if I'd pulled the emergency brake up in the 10 seconds I was sliding. I had time to react and pull the emergency brake.

Originally posted by Oneness
Stupid slick road.

I was going 60 in a 25 sharp turn, drinking a little captain morgan.

If this is true, go f*ck yourself. Mental instability or not, these words right here were what drove away the last of my sympathy for you.

Originally posted by Oneness
Believe it or not I can drive.

Especially when it's not dark and rainy on a narrow-ass side-road.

I would have still gone off the road, but I wouldn't have slid into that drain if I'd pulled the emergency brake up in the 10 seconds I was sliding. I had time to react and pull the emergency brake.

If you're in a sideways slide, pulling the parking brake probably won't help you.

[Generally] You regain control by turning into the slide and lightly and steadily pressing on the brake pedal, light pumps if your car doesn't have ABS.

Originally posted by Digi
If this is true, go f*ck yourself. Mental instability or not, these words right here were what drove away the last of my sympathy for you.
I didn't ask for anyone's sympathy, lol.

You're so cool, Oneness.

Don't be so flippant. Don't teeter-totter back and forth from being apologetic and then expressing apathy for what you did. Either be sorry or don't. Regardless of which one you choose, don't do it again. You're endangering your life and others.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you're in a sideways slide, pulling the parking brake probably won't help you.

[Generally] You regain control by turning into the slide and lightly pressing on the brake pedal, light pumps if your car doesn't have ABS.

I don't/didn't have ABS. No, I wasn't going sideways when I was sliding to the drain, I was going backwards. When I slid off the road I spun so at one point I was going sideways, well I was more or less rotating.

I did turn into the slide and tap my brake pedal. Once I was going backward, that's when I should have thought to use the EB because my tires would lock in place and it would at least slow me down.

Originally posted by The Renegade
You're so cool, Oneness.

Don't be so flippant. Don't teeter-totter back and forth from being apologetic and then expressing apathy for what you did. Either be sorry or don't.

When have I expressed apathy.

I don't think anyone seems to be paying attention to anything other than the words captain and morgan in this thread, lol.

You guys are pretty anal about DUIs, I understand, but at least stop making false-assumptions about how I feel about it.

Meh, in fact, **** your opinion, **** Digi's opinion, ****s Abnormal's opinion. **** everyone's beliefs.

Regardless of which one you choose, don't do it again. You're endangering your life and others.
Okay big guy.

And **** all you guys altogether. lol

Except Time Immemorial, he's cool.

Originally posted by Oneness
And **** all you guys altogether. lol

Kinky. Will you be playing 'Lucky Pierre'?

Originally posted by Robtard
Kinky. Will you be playing 'Lucky Pierre'?

😘
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lol

Originally posted by Oneness
😘

I think you actually do want me to **** you.

YouTube video

lol

Actually the 'Lucky Pierre' guy isn't doing the actual "****ing", he's the one that's receiving oral and anal at the same time.

Alternatively, he could also be giving oral to a 4th man, if it's more than three in a all-man orgy.

#themoreyouknow

I'm sorry, I've no interest in learning about "Lucky Pierre".

At this point I'm not surprised that you know about it.

Re: Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Originally posted by Oneness
I was going 60 in a 25 sharp turn, drinking a little captain morgan.

It's a shame that you didn't crash into a wall and die.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm sorry, I've no interest in learning about "Lucky Pierre".

At this point I'm not surprised that you know about it.

Too late.

And why is this?