Luke Skywalker vs. Lord Vitiate

Originally posted by Skybreaker
^try all the witty comebacks you want; [b]we both know what I said is true, and that your trolling on these boards don't compensate for your romantic failures. I don't have to phrase it cleverly; I think the insult sticks quite well, because it's 100% true.

I love how you didn't bother to deny it, btw. [/B]

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Dude, your the one who wrote a 970 word essay to S_W_LeGenD even though your not even going to be able to respond.

I type pretty fast. 970 words is nothing to me. A lifetime of involuntary virginity is a lot more significant on your part IMHO.

Furthermore, you actually have made over 4 socks. Now, honestly, if that isn't desperate and embarrassing, I'm not exactly sure what is.

Let us presuppose this assertion is true (even though the automatic sock detectors would have caught me). It takes all of 10 minutes to create an account, no? How long does it take you to get laid? Going on, what, 15 years and counting? Do you even have any female friends? Or friends, for that matter?

But look, you didn't deny what I said, did you now? You obviously are a perma-virgin, and you really think accusing me of typing 970 words is a comparable slight?

I type pretty fast. 970 words is nothing to me.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Not trying to be mean but I did actually lol in real life.
[b]

Doesn't substitute for sex. Sorry.

How old do you honestly think users on Star Wars forums are? 47?
Like, we don't live in our moms basement and lure in little girls.
[b]

Didn't deny it, I see. You clearly are a virgin.

It is true, we counted yesterday. And proxies.

Uh huh. You obviously don't understand how proxies work, do you?

[b]
Downloading proxy software takes longer then 10 minutes.
[b]

Actually, it doesn't. 😕

You obviously don't know what the f*ck you're talking about, but anyway, any competent sock detecting systems can detect proxies pretty easily.

Depends. If you want to have a in-depth relationship with a special person, several months or maybe a year. If you want to call a hooker, maybe 30 minutes.

Didn't deny it, I see. Obviously a virgin.

[b]
Majority are, actually.
[b]

"0" is not a majority out of "0".

No I sit in my basement my whole life and pray.

I could actually buy that. Too bad you don't actually follow any of the holier-than-thou preaching you clog the bandwidth with.

Didn't deny it, I see. You clearly are a virgin.

Uh huh. You obviously don't understand how proxies work, do you?

Actually, it doesn't. confused

You obviously don't know what the f*ck you're talking about, but anyway, any competent sock detecting systems can detect proxies pretty easily.

Imma just post this for absolutely no reason and with no intended message.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Imma just post this for absolutely no reason and with no intended message.

Well, you never actually denied your virgin status, and you know, the most fanciful GIFs you can conjure can't shield you from that deficiency in your real life.

Of course, you're pretty young, so normally I'd tell you not to worry. But I get the feeling that, at the status you are at, you're not going to fare any better when you're older either. So here's some honest advice from me: get off these forums and start improving your personal life. I'm studying engineering at a good university; this forum is an amusing pastime for me. My life is not perfect, but if it were in serious trouble, I wouldn't be wasting my time here. I'm saying this as someone who is, actually, sort of concerned for you, beneath the amusement I derive from pretending to get agitated at your little troll-fests.

:mmm: I don't think I can actually reply to you without getting Fated disappointed in me. *sigh*

Like, we don't live in our moms basement and lure in little girls.

Speak for yourself, pleb.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Speak for yourself, pleb.

Was waiting for you to catch on LOL.

I didn't read it right. God dammit.

Lol, I know you didn't.

sigh

sas come back

No, I can't, but you can help me run the Foundry on SWTOR.

OMG OMW DONT START WITHOUT ME

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Dude, your the one who wrote a 970 word essay to S_W_LeGenD.

This is literally all you needed to say, it's as if this guy thinks anyone views LeGenD as a credible debater.

All this time, you never bothered to deny your virgin status. 😉

But I think Selenial touches on an interesting mentality here; apparently, you think it's OK to pass over people's honest attempts on debate by appealing to the weight of board consensus, rather than actually addressing and defeating their points. Although, either way, typing a 970 word essay is pretty trivial compared to a lifetime of involuntary celibacy.

PS. Didn't Darth Ant start a 13 page respect thread for Revan? 😆 Is this guy trying to be a hypocrite, or does it just come involuntarily, like his virginity?