George was trying to convince his buddy Rick that the new hooker in town
was better than any of her predecessors. "I tell you, Rick, this girl
is as good as my own wife." "That so?" Rick asked. "All right. Let's
go over there." So they went to see the Jenny-come-lately, and Rick
paid her for a visit. On the way out Rick was asked for his opinion.
"Well," he said, "she's good, all right, but not as good as your wife."
The postal carrier was finishing his last day on the job when a
woman invited him into her home for a hot lunch to bid him
farewell. After the meal the woman came on to him, then took the postman upstairs
and had her way with him. On the way out the door, the woman handed him a
dollar. the postman asked, "What's that for?" "Well, I must admit the lunch was
my idea," the woman said. "But when I told my husband it was your last day,
he said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar!'"