Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

Tomorrow is National Weed your Garden Day

Fathers day.

Today is International Hello Neighbor Day! 😱

Tomorrow is Remember to Rotate your Tires Day!

(the wheels on the bus go round and round)

My dad's being a jerk lately idk might not celebrate it.

Today is Cold War Day

(brrrr, chilly)

Tomorrow is Re-negotiate your Contract Day

(boss, we need to talk)

Tonight is Money in The Bank

(who will climb the ladder)

hey yo

Reminder: You can celebrate Groundhogs Day even if you don’t currently have access to a groundhog. Use a good groundhogly friend or family member as a surrogate, or give yourself a nod if you’ve had to be your own groundhog sometimes. Don’t let any holiday make you feel excluded!

oh ayy

Tomorrow is Wouldnt Hurt a Bug Day

(dead ant, dead ant, deadant deadant deadant)

Today is National City Day

(a country boy can survive)

Tomorrow is Perennial Pub Crawl Day

(last call for alcohol)

My mom's Birthday coming up.. How do I tell her I want to go on vacation that weekend?

Today is Hawaiian Hula Hula Day

(grass skirt optional)

Tomorrow is Ebonics Eradication Day

(Because english is not a second language)

TOMORROW IS PIG IN A POKE DAY

(never buy anything sight unseen)

TOMORROW IS TEXAS SPEEDBUMP DAY

(armadillos are not a native species)

TOMORROW IS SOCKS FIRST THEN SHOES DAY

(because everyone needs reminding sometimes)

TOMORROW IS WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN DAY

(ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)

TODAY IS SUNGLASSES DAY

(bright lights, big city)