Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

TODAY IS YELLOW PIG DAY:

TODAY IS NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY

(sounds fishy to me)

TOMORROW IS UGLY TRUCK DAY

(its a guy thing)

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL JUNK FOOD DAY

TOMORROW IS:

TODAY IS:

TOMORROW IS COUSINS DAY

TOMORROW IS THREADING THE NEEDLE DAY

(steady, steady...)

TOMORROW IS AUNT AND UNCLE DAY

(Jemima and Ben notwithstanding)

TOMORROW IS:

TOMORROW IS:

TOMORROW IS:

TOMORROW IS FATHER IN LAW DAY

(Just get him some booze)

TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH

(Just sayin’)

TOMORROW IS:

TODAY IS:

TOMORROW IS:

TODAY IS:

TODAY IS CAMPFIRE DAY

TODAY IS: