TODAY IS YELLOW PIG DAY:
TODAY IS NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY
(sounds fishy to me)
TOMORROW IS UGLY TRUCK DAY
(its a guy thing)
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL JUNK FOOD DAY
TOMORROW IS:
TODAY IS:
TOMORROW IS COUSINS DAY
TOMORROW IS THREADING THE NEEDLE DAY
(steady, steady...)
TOMORROW IS AUNT AND UNCLE DAY
(Jemima and Ben notwithstanding)
TOMORROW IS FATHER IN LAW DAY
(Just get him some booze)
TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH
(Just sayin’)
TODAY IS CAMPFIRE DAY