Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

My mom's birthdays coming ohh my. What should I get the duchess of Nottingham?

TODAY IS SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE DAY

(take it smooth and easy)

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL MUD DAY

(masks, pies, flaps...)

TODAY IS FELICIA DAY DAY

(she’s just so darn cute)

TODAY IS BUILD A SCARECROW DAY

(because -thats- not creepy at all)

TODAY IS BRET HART’s BIRTHDAY

(Canada’s favorite son)

JULY 3rd IS COMPLIMENT YOUR MIRROR DAY

(here’s looking at you)

TODAY IS FRY AN EGG ON THE SIDEWALK DAY

(i’m not eatin’ that)

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL BIKINI DAY

TODAY IS NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY

(Pass the catsup)

TODAY IS:

TODAY IS BODY PAINTING DAY:

TOMORROW IS TEDDY BEAR PICNIC DAY

TOMORROW IS:

TOMORROW IS:

TOMORROW IS:

TODAY IS:

TODAY IS:

TODAY IS:

TODAY IS WORLD SNAKE DAY

(I’m not touching it!!!)