TOMORROW IS:
TODAY IS NATIONAL S’MORES DAY
(mmmm!)
TODAY IS:
TODAY IS NATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY
TOMORROW IS RELAXATION DAY
(My 3rd favorite type of ation)
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL TELL A JOKE DAY
(2 men walk into a bar...)
TOMORROW IS KISS AND MAKE UP DAY
(So, i guess today i pick a fight?)
TOMORROW IS FREE BALLOON DAY
(Which one of you flat foots ate my lolipop?)
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL JUST BECAUSE DAY
TODAY IS GLOBAL FORGIVENESS DAY
TODAY IS RACE YOUR MOUSE DAY
(I’m not even!)
TOMORROW IS FRANKENSTEIN DAY