Voldemort vs McClane

Started by Silent Master19 pages
Originally posted by Quincy
That wasn't sarcasm, man. It's hard to tell if there is like, a spell that can stop bullets. Bullets aren't in Harry Potter so I'm not sure...

There probably isn't as IIRC the author herself has stated muggle w/shotgun >> Wizard.

Originally posted by Quincy
That wasn't sarcasm, man. It's hard to tell if there is like, a spell that can stop bullets. Bullets aren't in Harry Potter so I'm not sure...

Fair enough.

Umbridge uses protego to stop centaur arrows so why not?

the problem is it requires a subtly complicated gesture and a magic word to use, whereas a gun is just point and click.

Though to be honest I don't see why Voldemort couldn't use a fairly simple spell like protego nonverbally.

Arrows are not bullets

As mentioned, bullet to the face before the spell(s) is cast

Was it ever used nonverbally and/or without silly hand gestures?

So what's the deal to this fight?

Because I honestly can't believe that John McClane would see someone like Voldemort and immediately shoot him.

I really think he'd make jokes and sarcasm, and would dare Voldemort to use his wand. I don't think he'd take it seriously.

"What is that? What is that a halloween costume? Jesus is Comic Con in town? Go ahead, cast a spell Gandalf"

And then Voldemort kills him.

Its common that duels are to the death and both combatants are trying to kill each other unless otherwise stated.

Kudos on the McClane-esque quips though 👆

awefonzt

Originally posted by Robtard
Proof?
Films, abilities, having a brain. You won't ever be able to think for yourself, short stack.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Films, abilities, having a brain. You won't ever be able to think for yourself, short stack.

You're inability to properly form a valid retort means you know Voldermort has no chance here and takes bullets to the face, Dobby

I didn't think quan was tall enough to be Dobby.

Quan's 5'4" (in shoes), so he's taller than Dobby, but that's not saying much

McClain shoots him a nose. He's a nice guy like that,

Originally posted by Quincy
Should we assume that for this thread that Voldemort's whole character has changed at that someone other than Harry Potter can kill him?
I snipe them both in the head with a .50 caliber rifle. You saying they tank it?

Is it a MAGIC rifle?

Doesn't have to be. A bullet, even one as small as a .22 long rifle>>>>>Voldemort's head.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
I snipe them both in the head with a .50 caliber rifle. You saying they tank it?

Ok, Swagger

ha! You just got Robtarded

Originally posted by Robtard
You're inability to properly form a valid retort means you know Voldermort has no chance here and takes bullets to the face, Dobby
Crucio. Mcclane folds faster than his marriage.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quan's 5'4" (in shoes), so he's taller than Dobby, but that's not saying much
Irony, short stuff.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Crucio.

Mcclane folds faster than his marriage.

Squeezing a trigger faster than casting Crucio

MClane was married for years, so you fail again

Originally posted by quanchi112
Irony, short stuff.

Another: "No you!"

#mcclanewinsanotherthread