Colonial Marines versus Mobile Infantry, round three

OK, time to make a SIMPLE version of the Colonial Marines versus Mobile Infantry, round two thread. Round three!!!

Team CM: Ripley, Hicks, Vasquez, Blake, Hudson and 15 other elite CM.

Team MI: Rico, Razchek, Dizzy, Ace, Sugar and 15 other elite Roughnecks.

20 on 20, even numbers.

Team CM weaponry: Pulse rifles, flamethrowers and smart guns. No air support, no sentry guns, no nukes, no dropships, just straight up infantry. Vasquez and Blake have smart guns, the rest have Pulse rifles and flamethrowers. Any grenades they used are fair play too. Any other gear such as motion sensors can be used too. Sidearms too.

Team MI weaponry: Morita rifles and the sniper that Sugar used. Rico and Sugar have the sniper version of the Morita, the rest have standard Morita rifles. No fleet support, no nukes, just straight up infantry. Grenades too. Ay other gear the MI regularly carries on their standard loadout besides nukes may be used. Sidearms too.

Round one: Team deathmatch, COD map "Nuketown", at midnight, there are no lights in the area. The only light is the dim moonlight from the full moon. First team to score 100 kills wins.

Round two: Kill confirmed, COD map "Hijacked", at noon. First team to score 100 collected dog tags wins.

Round three: Domination, COD map "Turbine", at dusk. First team to score 200 points wins.

The pointstreaks are simple: UAV, Counter UAV and Orbital VSAT. Obviously both teams have the same tech that enables them to activate these pointstreaks.

Now, both teams are 100% aware of each others capabilities and have 20 minutes prep time for each round.

So, who takes each round?

Rico and crew take all three with contemptuous ease since they're proven their mettle time and time again

Rico gets double penetrated by Ripleys strap on.

Originally posted by Robtard
Rico and crew take all three with contemptuous ease since they're proven their mettle time and time again

CM win round one because they have infrared vision capabilities.

CM win round two because they are far better at guerrilla warfare.

CM win round three because......Do the math and be mad.

Hey, question!!! What was the time frame of the following:

The time Rico landed on the planet of his first battle to the time when he rescued Carmen, and:

The time the CM landed on LV426 and the time Ripley killed the queen?

-LoL, "I'm not going to give the MI vision so I can secure a win"

-Since when are the CMs better at guerrilla warfare? In fact, when did they use any manner of GW tactics? When they were hiding from the Xenos?

-Did the math; you're wrong and the MI take it

Maybe you should make a 'Round Four' and have it as 'Rico chained to a chair Vs CM'

Originally posted by Robtard
-LoL, "I'm not going to give the MI vision so I can secure a win"

-Since when are the CMs better at guerrilla warfare? In fact, when did they use any manner of GW tactics? When they were hiding from the Xenos?

-Did the math; you're wrong and the MI take it

Maybe you should make a 'Round Four' and have it as 'Rico chained to a chair Vs CM'

Lol, the CM have better gear than the MI!!!!

Oh man.......You ever see Aliens?

Nope, you are just too hard headed to admit that you are wrong.

I guess that's that.

CM>>>>MI.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol, the CM have better gear than the MI!!!!

Oh man.......You ever see Aliens?

Nope, you are just too hard headed to admit that you are wrong.

When you start cherry picking the gear to give one side a clear advantage, sure.

Like 347 times.

Incorrect.

Originally posted by Robtard
When you start cherry picking the gear to give one side a clear advantage, sure.

Like 347 times.

Incorrect.

What, exactly, did I take away from the MI that enables them to see in the dark?

Then you should recognize a simple advance and cover maneuver when you see one.

Afraid so, Champ. Superior training and superior weaponry=Hicks and Ripley having sex on Rico's dead boy.

Making a round where one side can't see is pretty obvious butthurt bias. But you took away their superior gun, the Morita III

"Simple advance and cover" is now "advanced guerrilla warfare", in that case, the MI are uber experts at GW.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Rico's the one that gets laid during combat operations, son.

One look like this from J. Rico; Vasquez turns straight and Ripley is creaming her panties

Originally posted by Robtard
Making a round where one side can't see is pretty obvious butthurt bias. But you took away their superior gun, the Morita III

"Simple advance and cover" is now "advanced guerrilla warfare", in that case, the MI are uber experts at GW.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Rico's the one that gets laid during combat operations, son.

One look like this from J. Rico; Vasquez turns straight and Ripley is creaming her panties

I ask again, what did I take away from the MI? Put up or shut up.

Lolz, it shows that do more than see an enemy, walk towards said enemy and blast away.

Witness: http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/United_States_Colonial_Marine_Corps

Pay attention:

Team CM weaponry: No air support, no sentry guns, no nukes, no dropships, just straight up infantry.

Team MI weaponry: No fleet support, no nukes, just straight up infantry.

I took away FOUR things from the CM, TWO from the MI.

Air support, dropships and nukes are all one-and-the-same for the CM, son. So you only took away ONE thing from the CM.

Pwned you again with maths

Originally posted by Robtard
Air support, dropships and nukes are all one-and-the-same for the CM, son. So you only took away ONE thing from the CM.

Pwned you again with maths

Lol no. I could allow drop ships but no nukes. I could have allowed APC's (oh shit that's FIVE I took away from them.)I also took out sentry guns.

Be mad.

CM>>>>MI.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol no. I could allow drop ships but no nukes. I could have allowed APC's (oh shit that's FIVE I took away from them.)I also took out sentry guns.

Be mad.

CM>>>>MI.

LoL, yes. They're the same and counted as one.

M11 Babars which are not included for the MI shit on dropships, APCs and sentry guns. Big. Wet. Shits.

How can I be mad when J. Rico wins another thread?

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, yes. They're the same and counted as one.

M11 Babars which are not included for the MI shit on dropships, APCs and sentry guns. Big. Wet. Shits.

How can I be mad when J. Rico wins another thread?

They most certainly are not the same and will not be counted as one. A single dropship will decimate dozens of MI with it's gatling gun alone.

Lol no. APC's and dropships>>>>>Mech suits. Be mad.

You Jelly. You KY Jelly. You peanut butter and Jelly. Be mad.

Nah, a mini tactical nuke or a single MI in a M11 Babar would pluck that little ship out of the sky

APC can't drive though mildly rough terrain without blowing the transmission, brah. Have you seen the array of armaments the mech-suits have?

It's "KY jealous" and "peanut butter and jealous", I've unfortunately watched "The Interview" twice now

Originally posted by Robtard
Nah, a mini tactical nuke or a single MI in a M11 Babar would pluck that little ship out of the sky

APC can't drive though mildly rough terrain without blowing the transmission, brah. Have you seen the array of armaments the mech-suits have?

It's "KY jealous" and "peanut butter and jealous", I've unfortunately watched "The Interview" twice now

A mini nuke from the dropship would do the same. Plus the dropship/s were much faster and had WAY better armor.

The APC blew the tranny (lol) because Ripley was driving it recklessly.

Point stands. You mad.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
A mini nuke from the dropship would do the same. Plus the dropship/s were much faster and had WAY better armor.

The APC blew the tranny (lol) because Ripley was driving it recklessly.

Point stands. You mad.

Dropships have mini nukes now?

She drove it mostly straight and at moderate speeds. APCs are junk; any military-combat vehicle that can't take a little abuse is useless.

M11 Babar stands on your points and crushes them

-M2A 5-2 Flamethrower
-Morita Cross Heavy Machine Gun
-M779 Ultralight-weight Howitzer
-M648 Vulcan Rotary Cannon