Chances are I'll never be able to do a pushup again

Started by Oneness3 pages

Originally posted by Mindset
About to start doing some push ups, I'll keep you all updated on my progress.
Right now I could do more on-armed pushups than you could do pushups.

I could also systematically destroy you, I'd pick you apart in a fight. Bring all your friends, I don't need full joint-strength in my left arm or muscles to humble your dull-minded self.

Originally posted by Mindset
I started struggling around 30, then I prayed to God.

I felt the holy spirit come over me and I knocked out 30 more.

I used to be incapable of performing 20 push-ups at the beginning of grade 9. Though, I ended up raising that to, like, 80 push-ups by the end of grade 9.

Fear me.

There has to be losers for there to be winners, so you're filling an important role too.

Originally posted by Oneness
Right now I could do more on-armed pushups than you could do pushups.

I could also systematically destroy you, I'd pick you apart in a fight. Bring all your friends, I don't need full joint-strength in my left arm or muscles to humble your dull-minded self.

You can't even do one push up, fuccboi.

Originally posted by Mystify
I used to be incapable of performing 20 push-ups at the beginning of grade 9. Though, I ended up raising that to, like, 80 push-ups by the end of grade 9.

Fear me.

Well, Dolos' mom was sitting on my back.

Originally posted by Mindset
Well, Dolos' mom was sitting on my back.
Touche. 😎

Originally posted by Mindset
I wonder how many push ups God can do.

I bet I can do more.

God can do a few more than Gaston. 👆

Originally posted by Astner
There has to be losers for there to be winners, so you're filling an important role too.
That's the point I was trying to convey.

My destiny is perpetuate it but also to reverse those in torment.

"The loser now will be later to win"

-The Times Are Changing, Bob Dylan.

The archetypal hero, myself, is more evil than the villain, like yourselves, in that they earn payback that is worse for the villain he exacts justice upon. And so the cycle continues for that triumphant hero. And he when he becomes the villain, the cycle repeats for him and he gives and receives a worse thrashing than before. However, the last hero was tormented so severely that his villains will receive the worst thrashing of all and he will never become a villain. And there will be eternal peace.

My fate is ziplocked and sealed, all of you lose forever, and my victory will be the first eternal one.

On my grandmother's side of the family, we've found that we are 3 DnA markers away from Malcolm Macgregor; I have Macgregor blood pumping through my veins. #Clan Macgregor, sorry England.

My astrological sign is Aries and it is within the pool of the cusp of power, when Aries cusps Taurus.

04/19/1993 AD
04/17/147 AuC
09/11/1996

9+11+1996 or 4+19+1993 = 2016
4+17+747 = 768<--->(hit control f and search for "768"😉
2016/8 = 252
768/8 = 96
252 x 96 = 24192
24192/8 = 3024
2016 - 768 = 1248
3024 - 1248 = 1776
1776/2 = 888

Originally posted by Mindset
You can't even do one push up, fuccboi.
Except, I can do 100 one-armed pushups with your mother on my back.

And unlike my mother, your mother is a fat cnt.

Originally posted by Mystify
Touche. 😎
And yet, even Mindset's mother, being the fat retarded cuntbag that she is, isn't quite as grotesque as your anorexic self.

Boom.

I just did 101 pushups, 100 for you Dolos; one for me and I'm 41 years old. You can do a single ****ing pushup for Robtard.

Originally posted by Oneness
And yet, even Mindset's mother, being the fat retarded c[b]untbag that she is, isn't quite as grotesque as your anorexic self. [/B]
We have the same mother, bro.

Originally posted by Oneness
Except, I can do 100 one-armed pushups with your mother on my back.

And unlike my mother, your mother is a fat cnt.

You just said you couldn't do one push up, you lying, drydick *****. 😬

Originally posted by Robtard
I just did 101 pushups, 100 for you Dolos; one for me and I'm 41 years old. You can do a single ****ing pushup for Robtard.
I just did one for you and Dolos.

👆

A dick is an unnecessary organ in this day and age.

Anyway, I'm finished with you piss-ants.

KMC, CBR, and Moviecodec have a surprise in store.

Originally posted by Oneness
A dick is an unnecessary organ in this day and age.

Anyway, I'm finished with you piss-ants.

KMC, CBR, and Moviecodec have a surprise in store.

It's been good talking to you again, bud, it's been awhile. 🙂

Originally posted by Oneness
I have access to Premium Mobile's operations here.
I have the code-source, I changed it.

I just did a pushup, given it was wider than usual the removal of the broken off cartilage from my injury seems to have strengthened my joint. I'm altering my attributes already. Ya'll set attributes, I don't. So, in a way, I've already won.

Originally posted by Oneness
A dick is an unnecessary organ in this day and age.

Anyway, I'm finished with you piss-ants.

KMC, CBR, and Moviecodec have a surprise in store.

The surprise, those who think they have authority will not be able to log in, cause I'll be logged in. As them. An agent can plug in to any system, but I can plug into an agent. 😉