Chances are I'll never be able to do a pushup again

Started by Robtard3 pages
Originally posted by Oneness

I just did a pushup, given it was wider than usual the removal of the broken off cartilage from my injury seems to have strengthened my joint. I'm altering my attributes already. Ya'll set attributes, I don't. So, in a way, I've already won.

Behold the wonder that is Robtard!

Robtard didn't give up on you and in less than 24hrs you went from "never be able to do a pushup again" to "doing pushup"

Originally posted by Robtard
Behold the wonder that is Robtard!

Robtard didn't give up on you and in less than 24hrs you went from "never be able to do a pushup again" to "doing pushup"

👆

I'm proud of everyone in this thread.

Originally posted by Oneness
Except, I can do 100 one-armed pushups with your mother on my back.

If you can do a hundred one armed pushups then you're doing them wrong.

Originally posted by Oneness
"The loser now will be later to win"

-The Times Are Changing, Bob Dylan.


Success builds on success, not failure. How many of the now multimillionaires were once homeless?

Of course there are exceptions, but don't confuse exceptions for the standard.

Originally posted by Oneness
A dick is an unnecessary organ in this day and age.

Speaking of which. You should neuter yourself. It will probably turn you more docile like it does with cats and dogs.

Astner's upset now because he's back to being the only person in here that can't do a single pushup 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Astner's upset now because he's back to being the only person in here that can't do a single pushup 🙁

Perhaps that's because when I try to do them I have all your mommas on my back. 👇

Originally posted by Astner
Perhaps that's because when I try to do them I have all your mommas on my back. 👇
Well that's just bad planning on your part. 👇

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Behold! Robtard has not only healed you, but made you better than before!

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lol @ when the camera fell
all that build up then that happens

second video you really showed that punching bag who's boss tho way to go

Originally posted by \\W//
you really showed that punching bag who's boss tho way to go
Who the **** are you to patronize me? Seriously who the **** even are you.

Shut up.

Originally posted by Oneness
Who the **** are you to patronize me? Seriously who the **** even are you.

Shut up.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Comparing dick sizes are ya? That's hot! Men to your stations and arm your battleship.

Originally posted by Oneness
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So I finally watched the top vid, I noticed that NOT ONCE did you give Robtard credit for getting you out of self-pity mode and into push-up mode. NOT ONCE.

Also, drill an eye-hole screw below the bodybag and anchor the bag with a bungee cord to keep it from flopping around so much and ruining your wall. You might need a concrete anchor, since it looks like you might be in a garage

Originally posted by \\W//
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
What he doesn't know is that I've seen that before.