Speed Rankings

Originally posted by Impediment
Hammy the squirrel from "Over the Hedge" is faster than all of these characters.

Hammy had an energy drink and literally moved at FTL speeds.

Holy crap! Forgot about him,

He was amped tho. But def him and Metroman compete for to spot.

http://youtu.be/z-eMdMsMgCU

Appeal to majority.

Just answering the "we" thing

Cherry-picking the best feats is just as stupid as cherry-picking the lowest feats

Well you know, if the feats happen several times throughout the series, then it's kind of dishonest to dismiss them as outliers

I mean if I really wanted to "cheery pick the top end feats" I could have said they were relativistic because they react to and outmaneuver droid fighters blah blah blah statements from ROTS novelisation

EDIT: How fast is Russell anyhow?

Originally posted by StealthRanger

Well you know, if the feats happen several times throughout the series, then it's kind of dishonest to dismiss them as outliers

I mean if I really wanted to "cheery pick the top end feats" I could have said they were relativistic because they react to and outmaneuver droid fighters blah blah blah statements from ROTS novelisation

If you were to dig into the EU the Star Wars characters would indeed be much faster than I placed Obi.

But this isn't the EU board is it?

Also, the Obi feat which I assume you are referencing from the novelization isn't nearly as impressive as it has been wanked to, IIRC. 👆

edit: now that you mention it, I put Russel too high.

Also, the Obi feat which I assume you are referencing from the novelization isn't nearly as impressive as it has been wanked to, IIRC

I actually meant statements about droid starfighters having near light speed reactions and processing capacity and Jedi being able to outmaneuver them

Hey KingD19, I think you're cool. Sort of like me.

MOS Superman has zero feats of combat superspeed, the best he has is throwing punches while flying fast, those aren't the same thing.

Combat superspeed would allow people to do things like read books while the world is frozen, walk around and move bullets, or just cut bullets in half.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Rank the ff. From fastest to slowest according to best on screen combat speed (NOT travel speed) showing (low/average "feats" not allowed). No "assumption of speed" allowed. Speed must be visually evident in an on screen showing of GTFO.

-Quicksilver (X-Men: Days of Future past)
-Obi Wan (Star Wars franchise)
-Superman (MoS)
-Metro Man (Megamind)
-Agents (the Matrix)
-The Beast (Kung-Fu hustle)
-Russel Edgington (True Blood)
-G-Girl (My Super Ex Gf)

Clark (Smallville)
Metroman
Superman
Quicksilver

Smallville Clark isn't in this thread...

Originall posted by Nibedicus
Smallville Clark isn't in this thread...

He is now, Appears your forgot about him.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
He is now, Appears your forgot about him.

Nope. Using MoS Superman only. Can't have 2 Supermen in one thread. Stick to topic plz. :-p don't wanna derail.

Ok no worries

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Rank the ff. From fastest to slowest according to best on screen combat speed (NOT travel speed) showing (low/average "feats" not allowed). No "assumption of speed" allowed. Speed must be visually evident in an on screen showing of GTFO.

-Quicksilver (X-Men: Days of Future past)
-Obi Wan (Star Wars franchise)
-Superman (MoS)
-Metro Man (Megamind)
-Agents (the Matrix)
-The Beast (Kung-Fu hustle)
-Russel Edgington (True Blood)
-G-Girl (My Super Ex Gf)

If it's just combat speed then...

Quicksilver
Metro Man
Russell Edgington
Matrix Agents
MOS
Obi Wan

I'm going to have to rewatch KungFu hustle and Super ex GF to comment on the Beast and G Girl.

Originally posted by FrothByte
If it's just combat speed then...

Quicksilver
Metro Man
Russell Edgington
Matrix Agents
MOS
Obi Wan

I'm going to have to rewatch KungFu hustle and Super ex GF to comment on the Beast and G Girl.

Have you seen Mega Mind? There's no way Quicksilver is above Metro Man.

Metroman is way faster than Quicksilver. He seems to dick around town for hours and does things like read a book, rethink his life, and eat some food yet the time-frame is actually so small that he returns to the deathtrap and Megamind (who was watching him at the time) never realizes that Metroman left.

Edit:

YouTube video

Originally posted by ares834
Metroman is way faster than Quicksilver. He seems to dick around town for hours and does things like read a book, rethink his life, and eat some food yet the time-frame is actually so small that he returns to the deathtrap and Megamind (who was watching him at the time) never realizes that Metroman left.

Edit:

YouTube video

Also he walked everywhere and was so fast that he made rainbows because the light didn't know how to interact with his body or something.

Originally posted by FrothByte
If it's just combat speed then...

Quicksilver
Metro Man
Russell Edgington
Matrix Agents
MOS
Obi Wan

I'm going to have to rewatch KungFu hustle and Super ex GF to comment on the Beast and G Girl.

Metroman was walking in Superspeed froze time to a stop.

How on earth is QS faster dude?

Sorry my bad. For some reason I was thinking about Meteor Man. Agreed with everyone, Metro man over Quicksilver.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hammy the squirrel from "Over the Hedge" is faster than all of these characters.

Hammy had an energy drink and literally moved at FTL speeds.

Metroman had basically the same showing. The world froze from his POV while he was moving.

Originally posted by Silent Master
MOS Superman has zero feats of combat superspeed, the best he has is throwing punches while flying fast, those aren't the same thing.

Do not respond to me with this garbage again. 👇

Throwing punches while flying fast isn't combat superspeed.