Ask An Aussie Anything

I have a question.

Australia, seemingly, per capita has the densest population of every, whack crazy, venomous, lethal, scary and all around ****ed up predator known to man-kind.

So tell me, how is it you're still alive?

because it isn't the wild life that will kill you on the spot

most of the deadlier animals are out bush or in th more rural areas and oceans

alot of poisonious and venomous animals like snakes and red Back spiders live inner city and small towns as well as outback

this is my favorite uote on the subject "to those touring australia you are more likely to be king hit by a bloke named "dane" then bitten, scratched or killed by any wild life"

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
because it isn't the wild life that will kill you on the spot

most of the deadlier animals are out bush or in th more rural areas and oceans

alot of poisonious and venomous animals like snakes and red Back spiders live inner city and small towns as well as outback

this is my favorite uote on the subject "to those touring australia you are more likely to be king hit by a bloke named "dane" then bitten, scratched or killed by any wild life"

😆 Well, you answered my smartass stupid question with class, dignity and humour. *hoofs him in the arm* You're alright kid.

😆 that means alot to me man

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
they did alot of damage to the vegetation and argiculture business in terms of domestic and trade produce capabilities

So your country was almost defeated by rabbits?

lets go with they defeated 60% of us

Genuine questiion.

Lol i love how we,, the forum, make you out to be the man who speaks for the ENTIRE continent.

So my question is.... why aren't you the ruler of Australia yet?

If trump can do it...........

because i don't want to be, anyway Dramatic gecko and Esua Cairn don't post that much on here to correct me if i am wrong

Rule away mate.
U got my vote.

What's your foreign policy in regards to the US, Mr Prime Minister?

foreign policy in regards to the US of A... isn't very much accept alliances, an article about with holding technology and some slight trade agreements

Have you ate the famous Aussie style licorice in austirlia?

Have you ever seen the making of Spellbinder land of the dragon lord or Zena warrior princess? Or priscilla queen of the desert or muriels wedding

Originally posted by TheOneFirestorm
Have you ate the famous Aussie style licorice in austirlia?

i HATe lucorice with a burning passion

Red stuff is ok but nothing else, no green no black

Originally posted by rudester
Have you ever seen the making of Spellbinder land of the dragon lord or Zena warrior princess? Or priscilla queen of the desert or muriels wedding

Yes, Yes, Yes... to my shame no

Originally posted by TheOneFirestorm
Have you ate the famous Aussie style licorice in austirlia?

I have no idea what this is?

Darrell Lea (confectionary brand)?

Vegemite??

😆

Seriously what?

Am I missing an in-joke?

no i just love the mention of vegemite as an Australian Licorice

Y'know it's stupid every time some Aussie celeb goes on an American talk show & dares the host to try some Vegimite.

We don't take a thick gob & smear it on bread...yeah it's bitter & salty.

The trick is to butter the bread 1st then apply a very small amount of Vegimite.
I swear if they did this they'd actually enjoy it.