Ask An Aussie Anything

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What is bad or terrible released to theaters movie you have seen that is watchable?

Originally posted by TheOneFirestorm
What is bad or terrible released to theaters movie you have seen that is watchable?

Movies that bomb in the U.S. usually go straight to DVD here.

The last Terminator hit the big screen here but the last 3 Arnie movies, prior to that, went straight to DVD.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
lets go with they defeated 60% of us

Does it scare you to know that you're country was almost defeated by bunny rabbits? With all of the crazy wildlife you guys have, what would you do if Kangaroo's or crocodiles became organized like those rabbits? I mean, everytime i see a, Roo i laugh, but if one confronted me as i was walking into a grocery store, i imagine i'd probably give it all of my money. A bunny, rabbit, however, i'd laugh. I don't know man, you guys should keep your eyes on those roos'. You use them as a mode of tansportation right? MAybe you should rethink that.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Y'know it's stupid every time some Aussie celeb goes on an American talk show & dares the host to try some Vegimite.

We don't take a thick gob & smear it on bread...yeah it's bitter & salty.

The trick is to butter the bread 1st then apply a very small amount of Vegimite.
I swear if they did this they'd actually enjoy it.

really?

like yeah i get that but i usually eat it out of the jar

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Does it scare you to know that you're country was almost defeated by bunny rabbits? With all of the crazy wildlife you guys have, what would you do if Kangaroo's or crocodiles became organized like those rabbits? I mean, everytime i see a, Roo i laugh, but if one confronted me as i was walking into a grocery store, i imagine i'd probably give it all of my money. A bunny, rabbit, however, i'd laugh. I don't know man, you guys should keep your eyes on those roos'. You use them as a mode of tansportation right? MAybe you should rethink that.

fun fact for you
Roo's bodybuild and are very hard bastards, also very powerful and very tricky buggers who will hit you (not boxing mind you that takes YEARS of captive training) with their legs and simply bounce off

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I just mean, everytime i see a, Roo i laugh, but if one confronted me as i was walking into a grocery store, i imagine i'd probably give it all of my money. A bunny, rabbit, however, i'd laugh. I don't know man, you guys should keep your eyes on those roos'. You use them as a mode of tansportation right? MAybe you should rethink that.

You ever see 2 male Kangaroos fighting each other?
They don't bite or scratch...their natural instinct for survival is to try & rip off the testicles off their opponents.

If one attacks a person, the roo will try & grab you close enough, brace itself back on its tail & use its back legs to reach up for your scrotum.

Our fear of rabbits?
It was like the zombie apocalypse with the virus they were spreading.

and people think they are just harmless...

If i ever go to Australia will you be my guide?

I'm sure either Genesis or I will gladly take you to Wolf Creek.
Maybe even Belanglo State Forest.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I'm sure either Genesis or I will gladly take you to Wolf Creek.
Maybe even Belanglo State Forest.

OR BOTH!!! 💃

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
If i ever go to Australia will you be my guide?

happily

We've got a tour bus named Prescilla waiting just for you.

i hear hugo weaving is also going to be around 🙂

Are there any pizza resteraunts in Austrilia?

Originally posted by TheOneFirestorm
Are there any pizza resteraunts in Austrilia?

Yes.
Some even have trained kangaroos who deliver pizzas to your home.
The pizzas are kept warm in their pouches.

Can you own guns legally and if not can you use deep websites to order some?

Yes, we can own guns legally. The same background checks are done prior to issuing a license. Having said that, a good % of Australians really don't feel the need of having one.

And yes, you can buy & order anything on the Internet. But all parcels are x-rayed so whether it gets through customs is another matter.

"Have a good one"

Only Aussies know what the "one"'is

We shall never tell an outsider

i say "have a good one" too oh

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
"Have a good one"

Only Aussies know what the "one"'is

We shall never tell an outsider

I'm willing to share the secret if they explain what "it" is that they wants us to bring.