Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Started by Bashar Teg53 pages

palpatine was doing a reverse-arc lighting attack which would have saved him if it wasn't for his poor choice of having a bottomless shaft in his throneroom. maybe you didn't notice how vader was essentially paralyzed from the attack and died right after, but it happened.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
palpatine was doing a reverse-arc lighting attack which would have saved him if it wasn't for his poor choice of having a bottomless shaft in his throneroom. maybe you didn't notice how vader was essentially paralyzed from the attack and died right after, but it happened.

He still died in an embarrassing way.

"I can sense Lord Vader is in danger when he's on another planet"

"I cannot sense his turmoil when he is standing literally 5 feet away"

Originally posted by Surtur
He still died in an embarrassing way.

"I can sense Lord Vader is in danger when he's on another planet"

"I cannot sense his turmoil when he is standing literally 5 feet away"

Well to be fair he was focused on Luke.

Unlike Snoke who was completely focused on Kylos intentions when Kylo killed him.

it's almost as if luke was right, and the emporer's overconfidence was his weakness. whoa!

Originally posted by Surtur
Why is it the Sith tend to have super embarrassing deaths? Unless they turn away from the dark side right before the end...it's almost comical.

Palpatines legs wiggling back and forth as Vader hoists him up and tosses him down some long shaft.

Darth Maul looks like an absolute moron for how he got defeated.

Snoke was treated like a piece of trash in the end.

No, you're the joke aka the jobless one. Being overconfident is fine but being a moron like trump who is humiliated by the nees every day for his incoherence, his lack of understanding well anything, and his short attention span shows what a complete moron such as yourself really looks like with political power.

Back on topic, this seems really cool - smugglers, gamblers, bounty hunters, running from the Empire.

Whats not to like?

Seems like they are doing this thing right.

i hope that you'll be proven right, but i suspect not.

Originally posted by Surtur
He still died in an embarrassing way.

"I can sense Lord Vader is in danger when he's on another planet"

"I cannot sense his turmoil when he is standing literally 5 feet away"

Snoke wasn't a Sith. And his death was still the most embarrassing lol.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you're the joke aka the jobless one. Being overconfident is fine but being a moron like trump who is humiliated by the nees every day for his incoherence, his lack of understanding well anything, and his short attention span shows what a complete moron such as yourself really looks like with political power.

Look at how triggered you got over a star wars post.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Snoke wasn't a Sith. And his death was still the most embarrassing lol.

It still seems dark side users just end up getting owned. Maul looks ridiculous as f*ck too when he falls down the shaft as his body comes apart because he got chopped in half.

Snoke's death probably gave every dark side user alive at the time an inexplicable feeling of embarrassment.

At least Maul get some new legs, Unlike with Snoke who's left legless.

Originally posted by Surtur
Look at how triggered you got over a star wars post.
I just took that as another momen to attack the jobless one who supports the corrupt moronic president. Remember that time his wife slapped his hand away.

#pepperridgefarmremembers

If only someone had done that with some of the Hollywood Perverts.

Originally posted by Surtur
Why is it the Sith tend to have super embarrassing deaths? Unless they turn away from the dark side right before the end...it's almost comical.

Because like in real life being evil isn't being a bad_ss that looks cool at everything they do. It's qoing down like a sad chump who never learned better.

Originally posted by Bentley
Because like in real life being evil isn't being a bad_ss that looks cool at everything they do. It's qoing down like a sad chump who never learned better.
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So they adopt the "rule of 2". They need to adopt some new training too for Sith. I'd call it "Don't gloat until your opponent is actually dead you retard" training.

Still can't help laughing at the image of his legs shaking as Vader hoists him up over his head. His last thoughts? "That's the last time I ever trust a space Jesus".

Originally posted by Kazenji
At least Maul get some new legs, Unlike with Snoke who's left legless.

Yep. Maul surviving that is pretty bad ass. Snoke Just straight up died. They showed us his tongue hanging out in case we had any doubts.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
They showed us his tongue hanging out in case we had any doubts.

Yeah that's the funniest!

Kinda like the expression Quan makes when he Skypes...

George Lucas help shape a scene aboard the Falcon

http://collider.com/han-solo-movie-george-lucas-star-wars-story/

Wonder if George Lucas would ever direct another Star Wars film for Disney. That'd be something.