Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yep. Maul surviving that is pretty bad ass. Snoke Just straight up died. They showed us his tongue hanging out in case we had any doubts.

false. he's not dead until he shits himself and i didn't see him shit himself.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
false. he's not dead until he shits himself and i didn't see him shit himself.

I think he was trying, but died in a state of constipation.

okay think what you want, but that's how i knew maul survived.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yep. Maul surviving that is pretty bad ass. Snoke Just straight up died. They showed us his tongue hanging out in case we had any doubts.

Snoke is a chump, died like a piece of trash, and it's a cool feat Maul survived. though he was helped out a lot by the fact lightsabers tend to automatically cauterize any wound.

But as we see with Vader, hate can let you survive some shit. And I'm guessing after his humiliating defeat Maul was mighty pissed and full of hate(mostly for himself probably)

if you watch the scene in slow motion, where palpatine kills windu, you can see poop coming out of him when he's thrown out the window. same as with palpating in RotJ.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
if you watch the scene in slow motion, where palpatine kills windu, you can see poop coming out of him when he's thrown out the window. same as with palpating in RotJ.

Damn, you're right.

Not hard to see. The Whole Movie is a Piece of Shit.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
if you watch the scene in slow motion, where palpatine kills windu, you can see poop coming out of him when he's thrown out the window. same as with palpating in RotJ.

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We can't confirm it is REAL SHIT until Bashy has had a chance to taste it.

You taste it. It's your favorite dish.

You have never really met Bashy have you!?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You taste it. It's your favorite dish.

That would make FEEFEEFly Fine Cuisine.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Nah for him eating shit would be cannibalistic

😂

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Man having Stiltsy and FeeFeeFly teaming up .....that is like What would Happen if Ewoks and Porgs got it on with each other...

Yeah, it's a story that doesn't need to be told and it just looks like another Disney cash grab. It would be nice if many Star Wars fans would boycott it so as to bring this mania down a notch or two..

https://slate.com/culture/2018/02/why-dostar-warsfans-want-the-new-han-solo-movie-to-flop.html

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
[B]Yeah, it's a story that doesn't need to be told and it just looks like another Disney cash grab. It would be nice if many Star Wars fans would boycott it so as to bring this mania down a notch or two..]

Well its already been told in the novels, But since Disney has made the EU non-canon gotta start fresh.

I can understand why some would want it to fail. I think they know chances are the movie can suck, but still make money based off just the fact it's a Star Wars movie. And if it makes money Disney will just see that as a reason to keep doing more shit like this.

And as Disney becomes more dependent on that Star Wars dollar...they will just pump shit like this out every year. Are you ready for young Leia? Maybe a little "Sheev as an angst filled teenager"?

Star Wars: The Revenge of Puberty. Sheev struggles to juggle his teenage hormones with his budding interest in becoming a space dictator.