Batman vs Beerus

this thread is funny.

Originally posted by carver9
Beerus is coming to pay Batman a visit due to a rumor the Oracle told Beerus about Batman (let's not go into question about this). Beerus plans on torturing Batman and blowing up the planet afterwards.

Batman receives confirmation of this and finds out that Bills will arrive on Earth in a day. Can Batman prep enough to take down Bill or does he die along with the planet.

Batman can not get outside help for this. Can only use his own resources.

Superman or someone else is going to intervene, with or without Batman's permission.

Originally posted by carver9
So Beerus can't ko post Crisis Supes?

There is a lot more of these. A LOT.

"The person who hit him" is Dr. Light, the master rapist.

Let's just say Superman hasn't been able to walk for 2 weeks after that "incident".

Which Pussy version of Superman is this?

Getting knocked out by Dr. ****ing Light.

I thought it was Doctor Light, but wasn't sure as I could never SUPERMAN get knocked out by a dude that casually gets shit on by the Teen Titans.

Originally posted by ghostman
lol dragon ball wankers are the worst.

You have the egocentrism and lack of self-awareness of a manipulative psychopath. 🙄

Beerus, obviously.

These days Beerus would win. I know of no prep feat that Batman has that would let him **** with a universe buster.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
"The person who hit him" is Dr. Light, the master rapist.

Let's just say Superman hasn't been able to walk for 2 weeks after that "incident".

Tee Hee Hee

Beerus is torturing Batman but we don't know is it because he has something or if he has done something.

couldn't batsy with all that wayne money create the ultimate smorgasbord for Beerus. Beerus eats himself into a coma.

after he wakes up calmer Batman apologizes and promises to give back/fix what was wrong and urges Beerus not to destroy the planet that has so many delectable cuisine.

Batman ask superman or irons for the ENTROPY AGEIS armor! All that's left is superspeed, so he'll ask lex how he's able to get super speed with his armor. Batman wins easy then. Oh, he can also ask irons for the metal from imperix mixed with the entropy aegis armor. In superman man of steel #116 it was said that the entropy armor can take planet destruction. So superman fighting the imperix probes were taking planet destroying punches. And they were not all on the same level.

Batman brings the phantom zone projector.

Either that, or just uses ultrasonics on his feline hearing.

And lol at all the Superman comments.. Death Battle put this to rest, twice, and people still argue it.

Will Batman be able to hit Beerus with the Projector? Vegeta couldn't even see Beerus until Beerus allowed him too.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Was he legit knocked out there or did he immediately get up and proceed to beat the shit out of the person who hit him?

He was knocked out.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Which Pussy version of Superman is this?

Getting knocked out by Dr. ****ing Light.

That's is your standard version of Superman.

👆

Regular power level, 100% canon pre-Flashpoint version (that also happens to be the current, since he returned).

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Was he legit knocked out there or did he immediately get up and proceed to beat the shit out of the person who hit him?

He can't! And batman can barrow some red solar energy and kryptonite energy for projectile attacks.

Originally posted by cdtm
Batman brings the phantom zone projector.

Either that, or just uses ultrasonics on his feline hearing.

And lol at all the Superman comments.. Death Battle put this to rest, twice, and people still argue it.

Date!

Originally posted by carver9
Will Batman be able to hit Beerus with the Projector? Vegeta couldn't even see Beerus until Beerus allowed him too.

Was SSJ 3 Goku able to hit Beerus? Was Vegeta?

Beerus will take one look at Batman, and let him take his best shot like all Dragon Ball characters do when they think they completely outclass their opponent.