In regards to the thread, Batman would probably have Superman come try and hold Beerus off while he developed a way to stop him. While Beerus wasted time toying with Superman, Batman would probably come up with a poison or something to try and kill him. However, Beerus was able to literally not even be affected by an advanced alien civilization trying to poison him, proving that it would most likely do nothing.
After that, the best they could hope for is the Flash distracting him long enough to find out his soft spot for Earth cuisine, and then use that information to win Beerus over, and appease him until he left Earth.
Or he'd just blow it up.
Originally posted by NemeBro
No, Superman knocks Beerus out with a single punch to the jaw, if this is post-crisis. I know exactly nothing about New 52 Superman.
You're high. Beerus effortlessly one-shots Pre-crisis Superman, at less than 1% of his full power.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Show me a single strength feat Beerus has that's even, say, moon level. 🙂
He blew up two stars with a sneeze, while he was sleeping.