Simpsons Halloween episode last night was hella funny. Not a Treehouse one, an actual episode.
At one point Homer is scared and says "i'll just whistle a happy tune!". Cue Michael Meyers theme song. A minute later Lisa is doing it too, as 3 psychos stalk them in the house.
I admit i laughed pretty hard!
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
chugga chugga BOO BOO!
HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs
Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key
What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs
What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull
What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points