31 Days of HORROR(ible) HALLOWEEN JOKES!

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Bah humbug, you!

Wrong holiday insult, that's for Freakmas.

Freakmas is NO JOKE!!!!!

God bless our balls!

We gots the BIGGEST HALLOWEEN BALLS OF EM ALL!

Simpsons Halloween episode last night was hella funny. Not a Treehouse one, an actual episode.
At one point Homer is scared and says "i'll just whistle a happy tune!". Cue Michael Meyers theme song. A minute later Lisa is doing it too, as 3 psychos stalk them in the house.
I admit i laughed pretty hard!

The Halloween specials are about the only reason to watch the Simps anymore.

What do you read on Halloween?
BOO-ks

^^^They have the regular special next week, so...wait for it...BOO yah!

I imagine that new fxx channel will marathon them all. They do love to whore out the simps on that channel.

Nothing wrong with that. After 27 years, and doing everything most other cartoons are doing now, first and better, they deserve their own channel!

Is it weird I enjoy Simpsons rule 34 stuff more than the actual show?

YOU GUYS IS DE-RAILING MY HALLOWEEN FUN TRAIN!

KEEP DA SPOOKY CHOO CHOO ON DA RAILS!!!!!

Uh...BOO!

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

chugga chugga BOO BOO!

Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie?
A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables.

HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen

What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs

Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull

What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'

How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key

What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs

What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull

What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points

Red Skeleton...👆 😂

I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.

It's called Thaw.

I would have gone with SHIVERS!