31 Days of HORROR(ible) HALLOWEEN JOKES!

Thats cold. 😉

Well somebody already took Goosebumps.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a Ghost?

Bamboo.

What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
(A dead end!)

YouTube video

^^^And THAT was the perfect way to cap things off! 😆
Great thread, Fly!!!

And someone was moaning we couldn't keep the thread going for the whole month.....

Moaning...uh, like a ghost! 😮

All Hallows Eve is serious business.

Sure is the way I do it.

Damn fun night. Tired now.

Could we pull off 30 days of Turkey Day Jokes?

Jokes are like rule 34, if there's a holiday there's tons of jokes for it.

So the eyes have it.

Nuke put those back in the bowl..

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Could we pull off 30 days of Turkey Day Jokes? [/B]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Originally posted by riv6672
I'm ON it!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

You know you should probably start an actual Turkey Day Thread that way it won't get mixed up for a Halloween Thread.

Meh, no one wants another RIV thread!