The 24 Days of TERRIBLE TURKEY DAY JOKES!

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The 24 Days of TERRIBLE TURKEY DAY JOKES!

Why all the Mashed Potatos?

Someone invited RIV to Dinner!

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Well it is Thanksgiving.

*hides all the pumpkin pie from nuke*

I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

Overeating, the perfect Murican holiday.

The Pilgrims and the Indians would be appalled at the feeding habits they inspired.

Buncha savages

penis

or

spine

same letters

Originally posted by riv6672
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

They do that so you don't have to think too hard on who to bet for after you are stuffed and hammered.

Pro tip: always bet on the Cowboys

Hi. A Canadian here.

Bit of backstory.. I work at a private club as a line cook iv and we did our Thanksgiving already, anyway...

I went up to my chef who had been brining the turkeys for about a week in different brines and he had just finished making different au'jus for the different turkeys.

So i say to chef " oh man. These turkeys smell really fowl. But im sure they will gobble them up" he told me to stop while we laughed.

Oh kitchen puns.

Nice! 😂

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.

Turkey's got a raw deal, pigs too in a lesser extent.

Cranberry sauce is people.

Wild Turkey and Old Grandad don't mix well.

My grandad like to shoot wild turkeys.

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Wild Turkey and Old Grandad don't mix well. [/B]

My Grandad likes to take Shots of Wild Turkey...

If the PIlgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their AGE!

The Quakers are the closet thing to Pilgrims, and they get the last laugh when the technology blows up.