Originally posted by riv6672
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
They do that so you don't have to think too hard on who to bet for after you are stuffed and hammered.
Pro tip: always bet on the Cowboys
Hi. A Canadian here.
Bit of backstory.. I work at a private club as a line cook iv and we did our Thanksgiving already, anyway...
I went up to my chef who had been brining the turkeys for about a week in different brines and he had just finished making different au'jus for the different turkeys.
So i say to chef " oh man. These turkeys smell really fowl. But im sure they will gobble them up" he told me to stop while we laughed.
Oh kitchen puns.
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”