The 24 Days of TERRIBLE TURKEY DAY JOKES!

What do you call a rafter of toms masturbating in the forest?
Turkey Jerky.

Can a turkey jump higher then the Empire State Building.

Yes.

A building can't jump at all.

It's not thanksgiving related, but the thought of it always cracks me up, in Christmas Vacation when Clark slices into the turkey and it shivels up and dies is the perfect summation of most of my holiday memories.

So you didn't have a fun time at Wally World as a kid then?

Wally World didnt exist when i was a kid. 🙁

I remember the creepy place on the edge of town where the hobos dressed up as clowns in the abandoned Rail Cars.

it wasn't that much fun to vist actually....but stsill more fun the GRIEFSGIVING!

Why did it have to be clowns? 😕

Originally posted by riv6672
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

LOL

^^^That one made me and my spouse lauh just now! 😆

Those last two killed it! 👆

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Harvest.

^^^Heh heh!

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.