Top 10 speed feats in Marvel

Started by psycho gundam5 pages
Originally posted by psycho gundam
Surfer crossed a light year in like a second, with light only crossing 186 thousand miles (almost 8 times around Earth), which is just a little over the distance from Earth to the moon.

Originally posted by Philosophía
You are, and were, on ignore. I couldn't care less to read your posts.

I'll take you off ignore for the battlezone. This weekend ok for you?
4 posts each?
We start Saturday and end Sunday?
I'll raise you one: the loser leaves this forum for a month. No banning or anything like that - self imposed exile. I like stakes 🙂

Thor is not above street level combat speeds vs Thor is lightspeed.
Let's see who's right.

Raise the stakes more.

Loser cuts off their baby toe on ustream

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Raise the stakes more.

Loser cuts off their baby toe on ustream

I'd raise it to a permaban.

Too lazy to edit but, Surfer was over 26 million times faster than light

Originally posted by Philosophía
I'd raise it to a permaban.
I'd rather have my babytoe, though perma ban might be like death to one of you, though I hope not.

Meet in the middle and cut half your pinky off.

Before you get all exited... Let's set the rules. You say he is not ABOVE street level, but mention Spidey who IS above a street leveler(?). And about that "light speed" portion. I don't get that at all. How do you go from being above street level to lightspeed? Taking into account consistent portrayals, averages, high, lows... Lets get to a consensus. I'm here to prove that he has super speed and beyond that of street levelers based on feats which you seem to believe he basically has none or very little of since you often claim he is not beyond street.

You just quoted my battlezone invitation, moron, and now you're asking me what my position is?

"I can't believe there are thor fans that still dare to argue he's faster than street levelers.

OPEN BATTLEZONE INVITATION for anyone willing to defend thor: I say that thor is not above street level combat speed (cap/spiderman etc). You say he's, what, lightspeed? Let's go."

You can cut out the part "You say he's, what, lightspeed?" and state your position, for a change.

If you're willing to argue that Thor is above Cap/Spiderman tier, put out.

Otherwise, back on ignore you go.

I would like everyone to partake in a Thor fan being scared shitless of Spiderman's speed and trying to avoid comparing Thor's speed to his.

Good times.

C'mon celey, don't try to twist the invitation that you already accepted.

Are you gonna back down like a coward?

The quote was to draw you out? Lol... I don't know what it is with you, but did somebody piss on your cereal again?

Here I am having a meaningful conversation and as usual you are having your usual conniptions... I'm trying to work out ground rules like a reasonable poster.

What is your position? How fast is Thor's combat speed?

He doesn't go around speedblitzing people into oblivion a la flash... He's not a "speedster" after all. But he has definitely moved incredibly fast in short bursts..

Above Spidey when he really wants to and not holding back.

Now are we taking only high end feats or consistency?

Above Spidey

Good. Then we've got no problem.
I say the complete opposite - he's definitely not faster than Spiderman (and by extension all street levelers in that area, i.e. Captain America, Daredevil etc.

Now are we taking only high end feats or consistency?

Of course it's consistency.

So we have a go? 5 posts each this weekend with the loser taking a leave of absence for a month?

Now we're getting somewhere.

Ahh... I'm saying he's faster than Spider-Man when he's not holding back. Surely you would agree to that since you have many a time likened Thor to being a statue to Superman even at his best. I was thinking more on averages.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
"If no one will bring up a DC character here for literally no reason, I will take a stand against that!"

Man, this guy is the biggest baby on the board.

Ahh... I'm saying he's faster than Spider-Man when he's not holding back. Surely you would agree to that since you have many a time likened Thor to being a statue to Superman even at his best. I was thinking more on averages.

I'm glad that you agree at least that Thor is a statue to Superman. That's a start.

So are we a go?
Judges? I'd be ok with the likes of Galan, Leo, K-M, Stiltman, DarkSaint...I think they're fairly impartial, since I don't think they are big Thor fans or haters. Other propositions?

God vs Street
Celey vs Phildo

The red capes are coming!!!!

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
God vs Street
Celey vs Phildo

The red capes are coming!!!!

YouTube video

I'm finishing up at work. I'll give you my judges proposal when I get home.
I've piled up too much work being on this site as it is.

Oh and Darktaint.. I lold..
"red capes..."

Ok. I'm going to sleep.
So to finalize:

Battlezone - Is Thor's combat speed higher than that of Street levelers (i.e. Spiderman/Cap etc.)?

Your position: It is.
My position: It's not.
When: This Weekend
How: 5 posts each
Judges: Galan, Leo, K-M, Stiltman, DarkSaint (my propositions)
Result: loser leaves the forum for a month

Feel free to add if you want something else.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
No mention of Quasar?
agreed.
Well, aside from his normal top-tier universe cruising, there he was, at the Runner'competition, casually hovering over the contestants. So...