I'm still skeptical of those finale leaks, and I think D&D may have purposely leaked fake spoilers to hide the real ending, if only because the King Bran plot would be the worst most anticlimatic ending in television history, and my mind is still having trouble believing that we will watch such a trainwreck occur in real time. So in anticipation of GOT's horrific death tonight, here goes my extremely optimistic finale predictions:
- Dany will arrive back in Winterfell with the endlessly respawning Dothraki and Unsullied, only to be confronted by Sansa, who (along with Varys' last letters) will have informed everyone in the North of Jon's true heritage, and have gathered an army of Northmen and Tormund and his Wildlings
-Jon will be forced to either side with Sansa or Dany, and will obviously choose Sansa
-A final battle between Dany's forces and the North will unfold. Jon will battle Grey Worm, and Arya will assassinate Daenerys. Jon will use his Targ blood to control Dany's dragon and prevent it from slaughtering the North
-Tyrion (who will be imprisoned by Daenerys for execution for freeing Jaime) will be elected the new King of Westeros after Jon abandons the throne, (fitting as Tyrion is D&D's Mary Sue), Sansa will be Queen of the North and support Tyrion, Davos, Sam, and Bran will be Tyrion's advisers, and Jon will go North to become the new King Beyond The Wall.
That's pretty much the best outcome I see for tonight. If I'm wrong, oh well, at least I can come up with a better climax than the writers. If I'm anywhere close to right, I am considering it absolute proof of my Tetramonadist Titanhood.