Originally posted by Raisen
I put a lot of thought into this fight. I watched the movie three more times and took extensive notes. I created a fight generator and reviewed two thousand results of this particular fight. I called in a tech expert to system check the fight generator for any flaws. ...he said it was flawless. I polled five thousand people from all across the globe. ..from the far East to the inuit tribes in greenland.
There was ONE UNIVERSAL CONCLUSION drawn......Thor is a phaggot
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Officially approved by KMC. Great job, sir.
^ Nah the new cartoon has Hulk as a p**y next to Thor.
And what comic did Hulk beat Thor in? Is there some recent ones, because the classic ones were pretty much all showing Thor as overall superior.
Looking at how Cap handled Spidey in Cap's movie, Thor vs Hulk in Thor's movie should be very pleasing 😉
Originally posted by Darth Thor
^ Nah the new cartoon has Hulk as a p**y next to Thor.
Avengers Assemble or ... ?
Originally posted by Darth Thor
And what comic did Hulk beat Thor in? Is there some recent ones, because the classic ones were pretty much all showing Thor as overall superior.
Plenty of books, actually. Thor looked superior only in their first encounter, when Stan Lee wanted him to be more powerful - that idea didn't last long at all.
Avengers (Marvel NOW) - mindcontrolled Hulk one-shotted Thor.
Avengers Assemble - mindcontrolled - again - Hulk one-shotted Thor with his own hammer.
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Looking at how Cap handled Spidey in Cap's movie, Thor vs Hulk in Thor's movie should be very pleasing 😉
Cap had the advantage in comics, so no wonder that fight went like that.
You'll see Thor smashed, I guarantee you.
Originally posted by FrothByte
Lol @ Hulk hesitating with BW. I'd love to see you proe that. And if you think Hulk is always out of control, then there's no use saying he's "raging" in this scenario.A single hit from Mjolnir completely dazed Hulk, and that was Hulk actively fighting. Hulk only landed his punch because Thor tried to talk to him. And Hulk only was able to grab Thor because Thor tried to subdue him with a choke hold.
Hulk had hell of a time landing a hit on Thor while Thor was trying to hold back. Imagine what will happen if Thor decided to get serious.
Yes, he hesitated.
Lol...Hulk brushed Thor all out hit off. He didn't even have a scratch. Lol...and choking someone is a fighting tactic. Thor just wasn't strong enough to keep said hold just like he wasn't strong enough to challenge Hulk.
Thor dodged Hulk twice and you're impressed? After these dodges, Thor got humiliated. A going all out Thor. You thinking wind and lightning would change the tide of this battle is funny. Hulk stomps.
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Lol that's a funny impression of Quanchi.Oh how easily yo forget it's gonna be Thor's movie. So we shall see muhaha
You mean 400% Amped Iron Man was getting still getting beaten by a Thor who realised lightning will just power up his opponent more.
The facts are A little different when not twisted.
Ironman used all of that 400% in one attack and still stalemated Thor afterwards.
Originally posted by FrothByte
Yeah, he got serious in trying to restrain the Hulk. Not kill him. Otherwise he wouldn't have gone for a choke hold.
Restrain is a fighting tactic and that wasn't all he did. Did you watch the movie. He did a full fledged uppercut, threw Mjlonir at Hulk and kneed him in the face. If Thor was strong enough to choke Hulk out, he would've continued with that tactic. That's like me saying Hulk was holding back because instead of mounting Thor and pounding him into ooze, he threw him around a room.
Originally posted by carver9
Yes, he hesitated.Lol...Hulk brushed Thor all out hit off. He didn't even have a scratch. Lol...and choking someone is a fighting tactic. Thor just wasn't strong enough to keep said hold just like he wasn't strong enough to challenge Hulk.
Thor dodged Hulk twice and you're impressed? After these dodges, Thor got humiliated. A going all out Thor. You thinking wind and lightning would change the tide of this battle is funny. Hulk stomps.
Still waiting for you to prove Hulk hesitated. You also need to clarify what yoy mean by "brushed off". Because getting knocked down and completely dazed isn't just brushing something off.
Originally posted by FrothByte
Still waiting for you to prove Hulk hesitated. You also need to clarify what yoy mean by "brushed off". Because getting knocked down and completely dazed isn't just brushing something off.
Look at the end when he hit her.
Compare him to his showing against Ironman. Yes, Widow would've been dead and thats if he wanted to kill her.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Avengers Assemble or ... ?
Yep Avengers Assemble.
Thor the only one powerful enough to battle Hyperion (even defeat him), whereas Hulk gets stomped by him every single time.
Add to that the episode where Thor hits Hulk so hard he gets amnesia Lol
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Plenty of books, actually. Thor looked superior only in their first encounter, when Stan Lee wanted him to be more powerful - that idea didn't last long at all.
Nah most those fights long after the Stan Lee classic showed Thor as being superior.
There was the fight where they match each other IN STRENGTH for hours and hours. There was the fight where Thor easily BRF's Hulk all over the place, KO's him with a Lightning blast, then only at the end after BFR'ing Hulk back to Earth does Hulk get the jump on Thor.
Then there's the fight where Hulk beats Thor because Hulk first basically begs Thor to fight him without Mjolnir because he knows he can't beat Mjolnir wielding Thor Lol.
There's the one where Thor BFR's Hulk into space.
There's loads of them all showing Thor is overall far superior.
Not to mention everyone knows if it really came down to it a Godblast would kill him. (Even Indestructible Hulk).
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Avengers (Marvel NOW) - mindcontrolled Hulk one-shotted Thor.Avengers Assemble - mindcontrolled - again - Hulk one-shotted Thor with his own hammer.
Pretty sure the one shotting him with his own hammer was a fazy memory Banner had.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cap had the advantage in comics, so no wonder that fight went like that.You'll see Thor smashed, I guarantee you.
Nah, they wouldn't even let Iron Man win against Cap, even though IM was clearly superior in every way.
If they have Hulk beat Thor it will only be in a pure physical fight, just like in Avengers. That's the only way Hulk will ever beat Thor.
But guaranteed they will clearly show in some way that it's Thor whose more powerful.
Believe you me, Hulk fanboys should be scared.
Originally posted by carver9
Ironman used all of that 400% in one attack and still stalemated Thor afterwards.
What?
When did you decide that whole 400% dissipated in 1 shot? Lol
Thor was crushing IM's gloves. Don't know how you can see that as a stalemate just because Cap came and stopped it (after which Thor easily brushes IM aside before going for Cap).
Originally posted by Darth Thor
What?When did you decide that whole 400% dissipated in 1 shot? Lol
Thor was crushing IM's gloves. Don't know how you can see that as a stalemate just because Cap came and stopped it (after which Thor easily brushes IM aside before going for Cap).
Rewatched the scene and you are probably right. I thought he used the 400% in that one attack. Also, what does a power increase like that does for Ironman? The only thing we have proof of it doing is amping his repulsor rays. Also, yes, Ironman stalemated him.
That is obviously a stalemate and he did extremely well against Thor. I feel 100% sure this same Ironman would've got wrecked by Hulk.
Originally posted by carver9
Look at the end when he hit her.Compare him to his showing against Ironman. Yes, Widow would've been dead and thats if he wanted to kill her.
You mean when he paused after he hit BW because he hit the wall? Yeah, that pause wasn't hesitation. That was due to him hitting the wall.Still waiting for your proof that he hesitated.