Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Well where are they, I had them BEFORE I went to sleep in the compactor!!!

Your legs, you won't need them. 😂

Dimmy, would you please bring RC to the surface to let him cool off on the swamps. His handiwork is totally disbalancing my fragile relationship with these Gungans. Ush is trying so hard to restore confidence.

Gentlemen of the Gungans, free drinks on the house. *sees the drinkbot opening the secret entrance to the closet * AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND if you look here you can see our beautiful ornaments made from shells given by your Boss Nass on our grand opening night. *door to the closet closes*

PHeeeeewwwww, Gundy, you HAVE to reprogramme that thing.

Guys, where have those Bounty Hunters gone? I don't suppose... no.

Yes. They've been hired to kill the Gungans, haven't they? Lord knows they have enough enemies...

Don't talk to mke about Dimmy!!! I bet she has my legs. Well, I'll get my own back. 13 stories STRAIGHT DOWN!!!

The Bounty hunters came in for a drink. They're old buddies of mine. I assure you, they're the least of our troubles. I have more disturbing news: Naboo rogues have entered the vicinity, they're here for their holiday Gungan Hunt. Should we warn the Gungans?

Porbably. AFter all, theys'a no like da Naboo...

I can go up and blast them to pieces and make final amends with the Gungans. Anyone like to come with me?

But that would be war on the Naboo! And I do liason work with them as well..

I dislike the word double-standard. I prefer the word 'synergy'

Well, the ARE rogues. And no one will find them in these swamps. We can feed them to the Sando's.

*Hops over on stumps with lightsaber in his teeth*

Letmeatem, letmeatem.....

Okay, well, this one's gone nuts. What shall we do with him? Cage him and display him for entertainment?

*spiues something hidden behind the bar*

HEY! My Legs, there they are!

*Shuffles behind bar and slips legfs back on.*

That's better, I didn't like being knee high to an ewok. So, what were you saying queeq???

I was just wondering. You looked exactly like you do on that speederbike. 😂

That won't really help the family-friendly image we are trying to promote...

First guy to make a 'legless' joke gets a well-polished lightsabre 'interface' in the neck.

Yes Sir, going and sitting in corner sir!

Guy with no arms and no legs at the front door : Matt
Guy with no arms and no legs in the water : Bob
Guy with no arms and no legs in a hole : Phil
Guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall : Art

Sorry, Ush, its the darkside consuming my destiny. I MUST obey my master. 😂 😂

Maybe he wasn't talking about those legs, Gun 😈 😂

we could spike the blue milk smoothies.

Em, what legs then Dimmy??? 😐

Noooooooo...no spiked blue milk!!!..we got problems already! 😂

RC, if you don't know...I'm not telling you 😉