Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Hey Gundy, I'm a RAT, not a CAT. RATcat, not ratCAT!!!

Oh, RatCat? Isn't that a ratty cat? Like when you say you're a Thunderbird, you can't be a thunder. You're a bird with the characteristic of thunder. So you're a cat with the characteristics of a rat, but a cat nevertheless.

*GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT*
Ladies and Gentlemen, the walls are quite solid but please do not play around with them. There are a couple of Sando Aquamonsters that nest here and I prefer to serve my guests dinner, not serve them AS dinner. Thank you and enjoy your stay.

No, it's nothing like that at all... queeq, please keep you delusions to yourself.

Sorry Ushgarak...it certainly appears that we are attempting to share a food supply....depending on a certain point of view. 😂 😂 But I'll be happy to make an appropriate substitute on the menu. May I recommend one of RC's favorites, The Rancor Burger ? 😂 😂

Well, RC, at least stand still for a minute so I can hit with a shot of this toilet water...hmmm, what's this scent..."WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN" ??? Oh wait, I read it wrong..."WHAT THE CAT WAS DRAGGED IN". Okay, much better now. queeq, how does that smell ? 😛

Rancor Burger? That must be a MIGHTY burger bun...

I'll have two.

Coming right up. With a side order of Vader's Tater's, of course. 😂

Finti, get that jukebox working, will you man ?? 😂

Perhaps if he throws Kevin into it? After all, this place may get an impromptu flooding if Kevin goes through the wall any more, and I'm damp enough already.

It's very authentic, this burger, isn't it? I didn't know I had to pick out the teeth. My compliments to the chef, anyhow.

Can I just get a Gungan Cheese Burger.

*not listening, continues playing with the wall*

Can I have some Mynock fingers?...with Ketchup?...

*sits down at Dim's table*

Look, sweetheart, stop playing with the walls. You like a Goober Fish biting your butt?

*touches her hand*
Your wedding's going to be great. 🙂

But queeqer...RC's dead.

Huh?

He's just pretending. I have inflated him already. In a few days he's as good as new.

That was just his clothes..and I sent them to the cleaners...

No, that was just to put you off. He's fine but he's quarantained for a week or so. Looks like he got a bad case of BSE, but for midgets that only temporary. 😂

This place IS mad, isn't it? I think I'll have another drink.

(Gundark carries in a huge tray filled with steaming plates) Okay, I think I've got everybody's order here. Thanks for the compliment, Ush, you're alright, man. 😉
BTW, Ush, if you want to know why RC is or was dead, go read "a tiny problem" and it will explain everything, including why I made him into frankenstein's monster. 😂 😂

Dimmy, if you want to visit RC in quarantine, you'll have to put on one of those big stuffy white plastic suits with a helmet. 😂 😂

Where's finti ? I could use a stiff Maultini. 😛

is there an equivalent of a darts board in here? Not ACTUALLY a darts board, of course, becuase one bad throw and you've impaled a fish.

Yeah, over next to the jukebox. Hope you're a good shot or you might lose that gungan deal. 😂 😂

I'll give it a go. I'll tell them I was practicing ancient Gungan fish hunting.

Besides! I'm notgoing to miss!

(Goes to play darts)

Incidentally, I stil need volunteers for the fish-slapping dance...