Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Mind you, at least it's safe down here.I'm getting distinctly worried that Jedi Mercenary wants to kill me...

I wouldn't worry about it down here, queeq allows no weapons of any kind in his establishment. Except for his tommy blaster of course. 😂 😂

Okay, this fish-slapping dance has me intrigued, but can I ask if we're slapping the fish itself or slapping each other with the fish, and if so, where ? 😂

It's alright! He's not trying to kill me after all! He was just having a bad day.

The fish slapping dance is... impossible to describe. You have to see the relevant Monty Python episode... it IS the other person you slap, but the whole thing is over in thirty seconds...

I can't believe I've never seen that one. But I'm a girl who'll try anything once !!!! 😈

Right. We need two small fish, one large fish, two safari outfits and some sort of bridge above a body of water.

I brought the marlin, Ush. And the platform at the surface is almost ready. You bring the tow herrings and we can start the first instructional session. 😂

*takes the tape with dance music*

Okay, here I am in my safari outfit....NO pictures, queeq. 😂

*FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH*

Copies anyone? $10 a piece. Sold at the bar.

Well at least it was before I got slapped with a fish. 😛

Come on Gundy, let's do a test run.

*swings the marlin on his shoulder and enters the "TO SURFACE" tube.*

And who's gonna watch the bar ? 😛

The Drink'bot. He only works when finti's not around.

*Finti kicks the drink`bot, hey I can handle these feeble individuals at the bar, what would it be to drink.

*queeq and Gundy return to the bar, Gundy's all soaked and queeq's laughing, the marlin on his shoulder*

Hey finti. What's up? And never mind the Drink'Bot. It doesn't really work, it just keeps people busy trying to get a drink out of it until you show up. Smart, eh? 🙂

Very clever queeq, very clever. RC have tried to order a drink for two days of that bot.😂

You know better than to trust a strange machine. 😂

Alright,I'm here and... oh,you've already done it. Never mind, then.

Drink 'bot always works for me...

Well if you want a "mekanikk" to stare at you for an hour or so I guess it will work, if you want a drink Finti is the man. *Finti hands Dim a drink that will clear here nose for any snot and hair*
The drink is called a "Norse guide to the galaxy" you surly will see stars.🙂

(Gundark slips on her Joo Janta 2000's and puts arm around Ushgarak) Come on, Ush, I'll still dance with ya...hope you don't mind my boots squishing. 😂