Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Started by Ushgarak51 pages

Well, who am I to say no to such a generous offer? I'll get the tape recorder for the music.

*queeq steps into his office green with jealousy, slams the door and plays with the lightning coming from his fingertips*

Tape recorder? we got a fabulous juke box.
And I thought it was Xizor who was green!😂
*Finti puts on "Over the hills" with Led Zeppelin, dance to this one. Should make out some interesting moves, if any🙂

*queeq puts on his scuba gear and goes swimming, using the special exit in his office, out to catch more items for the fish slapping dance and to cool off*

Oh really queeq, when did YOU ever ask ME to dance ? You always ask Dimmy and you know it. And Ushgarak is a perfect gentleman, hmmm....aren't you ?

Cool music, finti. Thanks. 😮‍💨

OK, maybe I haven't danced with you, but I've done just about anything else. Women! Never satisfied.
*shakes his head and puts his freshly caught fish on the grill*

Haven't you two been doing enough dancing in that closet? 😂

Can't remember we did that. Did just about anything else. 😂

Oh, queeq-darling, I just never knew you cared about me that much !!!! (Gundark lovingly throws her arms around queeq's neck) And all this time I foolishly thought you were after me for my stuffed slipper tail lobster, sauteed scallops in garlic and light cream sauce and grilled lemon pepper swordfish. Can you ever forgive me, me your number one Sith girl ??? (Gundark opens secret door to skeleton closet 😉 )

Errr... can't we have dinner first? 😂

*turn up the music, the lights to the dancefloor, brings out the twilek dance girls*

Ladies and Gentlemen... and RC 😂

Party time, drinks are on the house, so is the food. Chaos rules for 32 years today, so enjoy his birthday.

Say it with me: QUEEQ ABIDES!!!!

Let the party begin.

(Dressed in extremely gentlemanly manner)

May I have the pleasure, Gundark... when you're finsihed, of course, no hurry.

Uh... what was that about being a Sith?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!.....you old fogie 😂

I'll have the house special.....as always on the house!

*slides the house special towards Raz*

There you go, My Master.

You're the man, Queeq/Queeg. Such a short time, and such a good friend already.

"My Master"? I could get used to that 😂
Just call me Raz.

*comes carrying a huge package*

*drops package on the bar*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEQER!!!! 🤣

*A deadly looking green mist pools and forms in the center of the floor.*

*Rising up, tall and proud as the Spirit of Ratcat coalesces before the stunned patrons*

Greetings Queeq, I bring you Birthday wishes from beyond the grave. I will visit you no more.

*The Spirit of Ratcat dissolves away to leave no trace that it was ever here...*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEQ-DARLING !!!! (Your present is in the skeleton closet, you can open it later 😈 ).

Wow, RC...I'm impressed, but I never realized how ugly that green suit really was. 😂 😂

Don't critize the dead, Gun...they'll haunt you 😂