Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

I'm afraid us simple Corellian guys don't know much about the strange places of the Galaxy.
We know ships, though. We can do you ships a treat.

I prefer the broomstick mode of transport myself!

Can't say I've heard of broomsticks used for interplanetary travel before...

Mind you, I know a friend you could do you a great broomstick conversion job. You;d end up with a broomstick 500 metres long with eight first class cabins and a hyperspace drive.

Where's everyone else? They've left us alonme here. I miss Ratcat already...

What brought you to this place anyway, Edna?

I was looking for some stuff on episode two so I put it nto a search engine and there wasa link to here from one of the sites that came up. I found it completely by accident you see. But Im glad I did find it. I have never found so many Star Wars fans before. Its great. I feel right at home here. I love it!

I found the link here while browsing for mods for the Jedi Knight computer game... that was about eighteen motnhs ago. I posted a fan ttheory on the main site, and that was it.

I got net access again about six motnhs ago, and I came back here, remebering it to be interesting. That's when I found the forums. I made two posts before I was off-line again.
I came back on-line mid Februrary, and came back here again. I made a post about the Expanded Universe, got into an argument with a couple of people, and got that straighteneed out. By then, some of my pinions had aught queeq's eye, and he took a shine to me, and asked me to come to the bar. Thjat was just as this bar was created.

Then suddenly I was a Knight before I knew it. But I've only been PROPERLY here a month and a half, so we're both new, really. It;s great, isn't it?

I think its awsome! Queeq asked me to come to the bar too although he only wants me for my magic. Im worth a lot in entertainment value you see!

And we if stay here, were about to break the five hundred number, at which point the bar was meant to close, delayed by Ratcat's absence. There was supposed to be a huge party going on now. Instead there's just us two... got any fun magic up your sleeve? We can celebrate the five hundred mark on our own.

I could show off my flying skills!

Go for it... mind your head, though. And one badly-timed loop-the-loop and you are out, through the static fields and into the water...does it wok underwater?

My broomstick is adapted to all environments! Im quite the mechanic you see! Here goes!

Whoa!

(Downs his drink).

Encore!

Well ok but Im trying my hardest not to crash as I know Queeq will make me pay for anything I break!

Gorgeous. Nine more posts to go, including this one. Mind you, you're probably tired after all that...

Did you know what you were getting into when you came here? Have you read about the Gungan tyensions, faulty trash compactors, bounty hunters and vampirism that there has been around? I mean, I know you are a Witch and everything, but I still think it's disturbing that you were left on your own here.

You see? A Council Member takes a break and this whole place goes to pot...

Well, I am a Jedi Knight, and I am sworn to protect you. Though I have a private promise to protect queeq as well, though he can take care of himself pretty well.

Thank you! Although fear you underestimate the power of my force abilities! I admit, my technique is a little unusual but it does the trick! Besides I'm a well traveled witch! Ive been around and i know how to take care of myself!

I was worried about that.

You know, when I passed the tests and became a Knight, they told me the whole galaxy was full of people needing help, in the cause of peace and justice.

Whereas everyone I have met has been double hard, and can take care of themselves.

I'm never going to become a Master at this rate. Let me be your protector! Please?

Well what do you expect if you do nothing but hang around in rough bars all the while? You need to get out and about. See the galaxy. There are so many people more in need of your help than me. You are supposed to be a protector of the innocent. But ifit makes you feel better then you can be my honorary protector until I get settled in. Although I could probably kick your scrawny jedi butt with one spell! Hhhhmmmmm let me see, I could probably turn you into a frog if I tried!

I don't want to be a frog. My robes would be all baggy.

And I was told that associating with the common man was a good way to meet the innocent... this place isn't as common as I thought.

I'm not entirely untalented as a Jedi, you know. And you know- there's always a bigger fish. Even Queen Amidala (herself!) needed a protector... you never know when you;re going to run into a situation where a Jedi would be handy.

But dont get in the way. And dont distract me when Im trying out spells or I may end up turning you into a little friend for old Jinda the Hutt!

Right-oh, whatever you say.I HAVE seen a lot of the galaxy, you know. I've just settled here for a while...

Woo-hoo! I have a purpose!

Good! In fact you have just reminded me that i am taking a short trip to Tatooine tomorrow to see an old friend and ask a favour. That is why I will need to be getting to bed shortly. Its getting rather late!