Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

YippppEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragged you in! 😈

I think I'm probably going to have to end up killing myself...

No, I won't have that. We're just here to have a little fun. And you said you liked the real-life soap opera's so much. Here's your chance to star in one. 😂

That's a good soap opera plot Then again, I wouldn't be able to see the end...

Ok. But stuck in a loyalty trap as I am, it may well end up as something desperate...

How the hell did this happen?

Spandex? No way! You want me that bad then you can forget the spandex!

Hey, it's a soap, you got hooked on Edna last night and now.... well, I spray it with a little chaos, it'll be savoured with some mayhem later on. And BINGO: soap special! 😂

Told you.

How are things, my Lady? Good trip, I trust? Your skeleton is quite safe.

A new title for you is tricky. Witchy-titles sound insulting. 'Hag' and so on.

M<aybe mistress, but that sounds a little dominating...

Hag is nice. Or Crone. 😂

Say, Edna, I have become quite an expert on skeletons and their closets. Will you show me yours? 😂

Crone... my crone... nah, doesn't scan.

...Well Im not sure you are worthy of seeing my closet! Has anyone seen Jinda? He's disappeared again! I have this awful eeling he's getting up to mischief!

Ah yes, you can have her back when you show me your closet. 😈

Uh-oh!

(Hand on lightsabre hilt, nervously)

Can you re-attach a wing if I cut it off as a reflex?

And how may I earn your trust to see your closet? And I really wouldn't keep your skeleton in queeq's when you leave it here...I think he and Gundark get up to some very un Star-Warsy stuff in there.

Well if you are holing Jinda(he) captive then you can keep him. He's more trouble than he's worth trust me! Just dont come running to me when the Static fields fail because he has shoved somthing in the generator. You should have seen the damage the little blighter did to my ship!

*tommy blaster starts charging*

Watch that hand there, Ush. 😈
And I don't have a closet, Gundy has. Let's just say I inspect skeleton closets. 😈

...No dont you dare! There's a price on his head! He's worth a lot of money or atleast he would be if I could work out how to reverse the damn spell!

Sorry, queeq. Yes, the closet is Gundy's. Don'tleave it there, either...

(Carefully scans for psycho bat...)

So, Edna. Titles. Perhaps you like Mistress?

Ush seems to like Mistress. I wonder why. 😂

And Edna, a pretty witch like you doesn't need a bounty. You can live here with me, enjoy all my wealth. 😂

I'm cool on whatever gives her respect. 'Dame' just makes too many people laugh, sadly.

I should probably stick with Lady.

I dont think so Queeq! I need my independance! Jinda will be back. He always returns when he gets hungry! Of course he might snack on a few customers on the way. I apologise in advance!

Well, let me know when you want to show me you closet. I'll let Jinda go by then. 😈