Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Well, that has timed out quite well, because... wa-hey! Thuis is post 500! Well done, queeq... this place is a marvel.

Thank you for an wentertaining evening, Edna. I shall see you tomorrow, my...
Err... do you have a title?

No I dont. I shall have to ask you to thinkof one for me! Now, I wont be able to take Derek with me tomorrow as he doesnt get along with certain people I will be visiting tomorrow so as my protector I would like you to make sure he doesnt get himself into trouble. You know what skeletons are like!

Protecting him is now my new reason to live.

I shall call you 'Lady' for now, then.

Farewell, my Lady, until tomorrow...

Well, all on my own here now...

Guess business will come back here tomorrow. See you guys then.

(Considers turning off static fields)

Nah...

(Leaves)

WOW, Edna. You're hired. I am even considering givng you the key to my office, so we could chat more privately. That broomstick trick is quite nice. I don't use the Force so much for tricks anymore but having you fly around is a great ball. Maybe we should dicuss clothing though. Do you like Spandex? 😂

Oh, Edna and Ush, I invited you because you seem a lot of fun. I need that in this bar. And as you can see, before you know it you work here. Thanks for taking this over 500. 1000 here we come!

Hmmm...seems devotion is not necessarily a strong Sith trait with queeq. Ahem, queeq, you have a bar to run here and I think Edna is being quite well protected by our good knight Ush. Need I remind you, MASTER, that you have your hands quite full in the closet. 😈

I thought I'd let you know here, as this is where the majority of you post, that the RP forum is up and running again, thanks to Ush.
Happy posting...

Sorry I've returned a little earlier than expected, how is everyone? Personally I'm OK, general concerns but nothing major. Just lots of work. Ush I got a short job doing cartoons at the Uni, I shall bring back copies in the summer. So has anything been going on round here? How are people In general? Who or what are people in general in here? hmm...

What kind of cartoons, Zareil ? Could you post one here for us to check out ? That would be cool. 😮‍💨

Who or what kind of people....do you mean here in the asylum or in real life ? 😂

Do I sense some jealousy there, Gundy? Oh good, you still wuv me. 😈

Edna is just a very nice witch who will take care of entertainment, I must make her feel at home, now shouldn't I? 😈

Zareil's cartoons are very good, but for heaven's sake, buddy, fill me in on what a Dathomir Witch is before I look stupid! Thinking now, posting this pretty much scotches any chance of looking clever... never mind. Honesty is the best policy.

There does seem to be a tradition in this forum of pairing off man/woman, for the purposes of amusing double-chat and fits of jealous rage... and now I have a chance to continue this tradition.

Get going on the role-play, guys. The story in there is up for anyone to join in on. I'll post up a list of (suggestes and temporary) house rules in a few mos.

And I'm not sure if spandex suits a witch...

😂 😂 Ush, you kill me, man ! 😂 😂

I guess Dim and RC are the current soap opera fodder around here....queeq only wants me for my crab dip and four layer chocolate rum cake. And the skeleton closet of course. 😈 Actually it has never ceased to amaze me how I have never met any of these people but feel as though they've all become good friends. And I like a lot of your ideas, Ush...I could talk SW with you for hours. 🙂

Oh, almost forgot....yes I was jealous, queeq-darling...although I'm becoming very fond of Edna, you can have only one apprentice and you know it because George says so. 😂 😂 Chaos and Mayhem Rule !!!! 😂

Yoou think he seeks Edna as an apprentice? Well, she is certainly talented... but on the other hand, I read here in my Jedi contract that I should 'die before I let her be seduced by the Dark Side...' and it would be even worse for you, Gundark.

Hmm. Troubles-a-brewing...

Contracts? GL? All food for Chaos and Mayhem.

Well, Gundy, no need to be jealous, you're the only girl for me. Unless Edna tries on Spandex. Well, maybe. 😂

"A-brewing" ?? Ah, I see our good knight Ush has fallen under Edna's clever little spell. 😂 Can eye of newt and wing of bat be far behind ? 😂 😂

Actually, I think she is a litte too contemptuous of me to bother casting a spell on me...

Witches are good at leaving such an impression. 😂

Mind you, she liked the Cloud City line... good old Lando, always good for some conversation tips.

Yes, she turned all mushy there. Now, I don't know yet if I should let you have her or that I should kill you. 😂

I'm not sure if it is a matter of pssession...

And that would be nasty. Having to fight the guy I'm sworn to protect. And I'm sworn to protect HER as well.

OOhh! My turn in the soap-opera!