Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Hey! It's not a rejection as far as I'm concerned. You were the ones with all the love patter theories...

(Pulls Edna to one side. Starts smoking)

"Listen, darlin'. I've got a crowd to perform for. Now, my agent says our double chat is dynamite. So let's not ruin it for the punters, eh?"

(Puts out cigarette, goes back to previous position).

I'll have those drinks, though.

I must admit, against all better judgement, I REALLY like this witch. 😂

That's not against your better judgement at all.it was your natural judgment from the start.

And please check my post that is the last one on the last page... I put effort into that.

Thanks (I think)

Now hang on a minute Ush. I said I would PROVIDE the entertainment. I never said I would BE the entertainment!

Well,you've been ACTING as if you're the entertainment... look, the crowd loves us...

Anyhow, you've confirmed you respect me today. Nothing else can be a downer after that.

(Starts to cry, gently)

I don't see the difference. 😂

Oh dont cry! You'll dilute your drink!

Oh, why bother drinking, if Edna hates me...

(Great! That's more like it. Keep the viewing figures up!)

In a normal world I would call that pathetic, Ush. But here: THUMBS UP. 😂

You know, I think I'd better make the following disclaimer, for everyone's benefit.

Edna and myself just have an amusing forum backchat going on and NOTHING MORE. In any case, I rather assume that she has some big strapping Staffordshire lad giving her far better company than any sickly Essex boy could. That said, I wouldn't say no to anything else, for our professional relationship has left me deeply impressed...

Edna- join in the role-play. Gundy's in, so no commnets about 'boy's" stuff.

Well fine, if its all about viewing figures to you then you can shove your soap where the sun dont shine! You heard me! You can forget being my protection. I dont need you and I certainly dont want you. There was me thinking i had found a nice guy who actually cared about keeping me alive and all along you were just interested in your popularity with the fans. Well stuff you! We're history. Over! Finis! And dont try and talk me around as t wont work!

Hey! Hey! I care! I have nothing BUT care! You think those compliments were for the audience?

(looks around nervously)

Besides, I did the protection sutff befiore queeq and co made us public entertainment...

and my previous post should probably be read...

In any case. I shall always be your protector, whether you want me or not...

Well I dont want it! Go and protect someone who actually needs it insted of trying to be a lady's man all the time! Go on. Shoo! **Wafts bromstick in his general direstion**

DId you actually read my post a few places above?

Yes I did! You arent taking meseriously are you? Just trying to create a lttle drama! I never knew you were from Essex by the way!

I said I was from Essex in the Where Are you At post...

I do take you seriously, actually...

But I'd like an answer on the role-play

More to the point, how do you know I am from Staffordshire?

I was just trying to inject a little humour into things... but if that's offended you, then I wholeheartedly apologise for anything I've said wrong...

Er... you said that you were...

I dont really have time so I would never keep up with what was going on plus Im not really very imaginative.