Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Doesn't seem that way to me... but if you haven't got time, don't worry.

How could you have offended me? I told you I was just trying to create a little drama. Stop taking me so seriously. Of course you ahvent offended me. Stop apologising for things you havent done!

Ah ha, but I was just being dramatic as well...

Hell, we could carry THIS on all day, couldn't we?

Nope because I have to go to bed. Well technically I have to go and learn some oraganic Chemistry first but then Im going to bed. I will talk to you tomorrow. That is if my Chemistry teacher doesnt kill me first. Man A level Chemistry sucks! Need sleep! Night!

Good night, my Lady...

And... cut!

Well, I think that was a good night, folks, don't you?

p.s. Alright if I e-mail you, Edna? Or do you have an ICQ number?

Sure you can email me. [email protected]

I dont have ICQ sorry!

And now I am happy...

Though EVERYONE should be on ICQ. It brings the world closer together, and reduces EU tensions...

I just stopped by the bar to create some light mayhem and look what I find...3 pages since I left work this afternoon of the Ush & Edna soap. Can I buy some advertising time here ? 😂 😂

Days in our bar🙂

man, look at all these pages. I go work for one whole day, and the bar goes nutz, posty nutz. slow down, so I can catch up. What's new on the RC/Dim wdw adventure? Never been to any of those places.

We had an adventure? Wow, I missed THAT bit.

I do like to see someone else causing the drama. Maybe all those wedding plans won't go to waste queeq, you can use them for Edna and Ush. 😂

Question: WHY is everyone so interested in our little vacation? I guess I'll have to work on those pics tonight.

The posts of your vacation just started so why not, at least we had fun on your behalves🙂

(Ush, now wearing dark glasses, is smoking in the corner, and is on the phone to his agent)

"Yeah... yeah... well, I thought it all went very well lat night with Edna... yeah, there was that sort of ambiguity about whether it was real or not, but I think the audience likes that... yeah, we'll go with that model. But I want it in my contract that I don't get hit by any more broomsticks; they mess up my hair. Well, INSIST it goes in. I'll be a Master soon after all, it's my right. Ok...Chow..."

Glasses off, phone away, ciaarette out.

Hi guys, how's life in the bar? Just a quicky visit, I'm out toight, but I'll be back in a few hours.

I smell a rat. And its NOT attached to a cat. 😮‍💨

Blimey, didn't miss much tonight, did i?

Well, between weekend trips, broken monitors and baby scares I think a lot of people were busy!!!

Wow... you Council Members and your busy lives...

Oh yeah... The glamour, the excitement, it just never stops. Then it bhas to and you get all sad. 🙁

Well, you're in the right place for sadness, what with the recent soap-opera tragedy here.