Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

I'd say give me a drink, but I think I already learnt that drinking is not a good idea with me. 😂

These soap operas can get a little out of hand, can't they?

Well, my lifes a whole soap opera on it's own so there you have it!!! 😂

Okay, well here I am, did anybody miss me last night ? 😛

We had company. Well, actually there was another couple, Skippy and Sandy, coming over to have pizza and watch a movie at 6:00. At quarter of 6, Jeff showed up, who was fighting with his wife, Shonna, who stayed at home. Then Skippy and Sandy got there and Sandy and I went to get the pizza. When we got back, Mark had showed up, who was fighting with his girlfriend Vicki, who also stayed home. Actually, they weren't even speaking, so I guess they were fighting telepathically. Then our neighbors, Bill and Darlene came over. I was drinking Bloody Marys (with a lot of vodka and tabasco), some people were drinking beer, Skippy and Sandy were drinking vodka and ice tea, then they all starting pouring shots of Jagermeister. Well, everybody except Skippy and Sandy FINALLY left at 12:30. We foolishly put the movie in the VCR and attempted to watch it (Me, myself and Irene with Jim Carey...don't rent it, it was terrible- I'm sure finti will back me up on that) anyway, by 1:20 I couldn't keep my eyes open and Tommy was asleep in my lap. So I chased Skippy and Sandy out (who were still awake, amazingly enough) and we went to bed. Thats why I wasn't here last night. Talk about a SOAP OPERA !!!! 😂 😂 😂

Christ, I'm going to have to work bloody hard to beat that.

Nope I cant beat that either. But sorry I wasnt here last night either when I said I would be.

They could make a mini-series out of that one!

That's alright Edna... I'll live, I guess...

Actually, I might be able to give a stab at beating Gundark's story... it involves bringing Zareil into things though, and exposing the festering underbelly of Chelmsford/Essex life... it's far more interesting for him than me, though.

Hmmmm, clear Gundy does a better job of holding her drinks than I do. Boy, there's a whole book I could write about why I shouldn't drink!!!😉

Here's my couch, RC....please lie down...(Gundark runs to get her pencil and paper and glasses) 😂

See, Ratcat? You and your kind have given HER the power!

Hehehe. 😂 I'm sure queeq will have something to say about that, Ush. 😛

Hey, we're gonna watch "What Lies Beneath" tonight on video, so I'm gonna go watch it now. I'll be back here at the bar to hang out with ya in a couple hours. 🙂 🙂

Ah... probably see you tomorrow then,. this not being another one of my absurdly latw nights, as far as I know... I'll be here tomorrow on my ritual witch-hunt, of course.

Happy hunting, Ushgarak!

Cheers, buddy. And you will be a Knight before you know it... I was.

Well, I unfortunately am normally unable to make 50 posts in a day. If I could, I'd be alot closer to a Master than a Padawan.

RC film recommendation of the week: Men of Honour. Absolutely brilliant film.

What's it about?

And who is in it?

Man, this bar cleared out fast. Oh well. I'm outta here. See you all later!