Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Started by jinXed by JaNx210 pages

I heard, Luke is going to fvck off to the Dark side. He's going to be like, "later bitches" and that will leave Rey as the Last Jedi. It's going to turn out that Rey is Lukes daughter and he molested her during her force training when she was young.
That's why he hazed her memory. When she remembers this she goes nuts and turns to using Dark force powers to kill her dad. Snoke makes them fight and starts training Rey after she kills Luke. Kylo Ren starts banging his cousin and eventually gets her pregnant. Out of his guilt he decides to embrace the light side and must hunt down and exterminate his forbidden seed. Yeah, this comes from a legit source so...,

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Rey is Lukes daughter and he molested her during her force training when she was young.

Kylo Ren starts banging his cousin and eventually gets her pregnant.

Those Lucas family reunions really must be awkward.

"GEORGE!!! Sit awaaay from your sister NOW!!!"

Georges computer is full of incest porn

You hacked it?

no but i got a legit source

Yeah, I'm sure you have.

I guess Disney's just updating its family values.

Yes. They are replacing them with SJW/Corporate Values.

Cause YEAH MONEY!

As if Marvel comics being infected with sjw culture wasn't enough.

Oh you love the SJW Comics and you know it. ENFORCED EQUALITY MAKES IT ALWAYS BETTER!

Oh... kayyyy...

Bag & Boarded.

Hooray....more complaining about SJW"s

So you're happy with the fake diversity like female Thor which has slowly been killing Marvel comics? Sjw influence and its 'not nearly as clever as they think' writing should stay out of geek culture.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
So you're happy with the fake diversity like female Thor which has slowly been killing Marvel comics? Sjw influence and its 'not nearly as clever as they think' writing should stay out of geek culture.

Lol...at the female Thor killing Marvel comics.

Keep telling yourself that.

The way your saying it is that one book is killing Marvel, Which is a load of bs.

When did I say that the SJWism was exclusive to just one book? That was merely one example. Suppose I shouldn't further derail a Star Wars thread over something like this, though.

Technically you could stay on topic and talk about how SJWness is ruining the Marvel Star Wars Book.

There's a Marvel Star Wars Book?