Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Started by Flyattractor210 pages
Originally posted by Bashar Teg

You have to give this guy credit. He was willing to taste the White Stuff to find out what it was but he had to do it from a patch that someone actually stepped on.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b] You have to give this guy credit. He was willing to taste the White Stuff to find out what it was but he had to do it from a patch that someone actually stepped on. [/B]

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The guy's got nuts! Else he wouldn't be in that trench expecting to harm the walkers 😂

Either that or he is an idiot. 😂

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
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The guy's got nuts! Else he wouldn't be in that trench expecting to harm the walkers 😂

Either that or he is an idiot. 😂

He is 2nd in Actuall "Got Nuts" to the Old Man Beard guy that GOT OUT OF THE TRENCH who MADE the Footstep that This Guy Licked!!

Only Real Man in the movie.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]He is 2nd in Actuall "Got Nuts" to the Old Man Beard guy that GOT OUT OF THE TRENCH who MADE the Footstep that This Guy Licked!!

Only Real Man in the movie. [/B]

"And that's how I became a Jedi...I licked the Midichlorians off Luke's boot."

Originally posted by dadudemon
Damn...that movie looked good. Where can I get more of a movie like that?

Speaking of movies, remember when this occurred in a movie?

Originally posted by juggernaut74
I bought it on VUDU and rewatched it twice. It don't get much better with multiple viewings.

for me it did. same as with tpm. rose is the new jar jar for me. when i tune her out, i enjoy the epic moments, which imho save the film from being a complete disaster...again, much like tpm

Originally posted by juggernaut74
I bought it on VUDU and rewatched it twice. It don't get much better with multiple viewings.

You bought it and rewatched it twice after you’re always whining about how bad it sucks?

Originally posted by Surtur
Speaking of movies, remember when this occurred in a movie?

I believe you should stop it now!..I believe Quanchi committed suicide due to all the bullying 😂

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
I believe you should stop it now!..I believe Quanchi committed suicide due to all the bullying 😂

Poor Quan...all those months of therapy coping with Khan being taken out by a woman only to lose his impotency by Snoke's pathetic demise.

It's like every time a villain finds out Quan's got a hard-on for them, they just want the quickest possible way out of their contract.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
BS.

Alright.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Sure, some of the acting is cheesy,
Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
The dialogue that Lucas put into the script is shit, but that's how most sci-fi was written in the 1970s,

Well, you just conceded 2 out of 3 of my points. If you also concede that it has tons of plot holes, we agree on all 3 of my points. Meaning, not BS. 😄

And stating that ANH gets a pass on shitty dialogue, cheesy lines, bad acting, and being rife with plotholes just because it was Sci-Fi from the 70s is not really a good enough excuse. It's okay to love something despite it being fairly terrible. I love it. I am aware that it is rather...embarrassingly cringey if viewed without my nostalgia.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Alright.

Well, you just conceded 2 out of 3 of my points. If you also concede that it has tons of plot holes, we agree on all 3 of my points. Meaning, not BS. 😄

And stating that ANH gets a pass on shitty dialogue, cheesy lines, bad acting, and being rife with plotholes just because it was Sci-Fi from the 70s is not really a good enough excuse. It's okay to love something despite it being fairly terrible. I love it. I am aware that it is rather...embarrassingly cringey if viewed without my nostalgia.

The originals have magic and heart. They make you care about each character. You can point to individual lines of dialogue here and there that are cheesy or criticize the plot, but ultimately those movies accomplished what matters.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Alright.

Well, you just conceded 2 out of 3 of my points. If you also concede that it has tons of plot holes, we agree on all 3 of my points. Meaning, not BS. 😄

And stating that ANH gets a pass on shitty dialogue, cheesy lines, bad acting, and being rife with plotholes just because it was Sci-Fi from the 70s is not really a good enough excuse. It's okay to love something despite it being fairly terrible. I love it. I am aware that it is rather...embarrassingly cringey if viewed without my nostalgia.

Nah. That is only true if you leave on your Millennial Goggles.
Current Movies are WAY Worse with the Cheese and Plotholes.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Poor Quan...all those months of therapy coping with Khan being taken out by a woman only to lose his impotency by Snoke's pathetic demise.

It's like every time a villain finds out Quan's got a hard-on for them, they just want the quickest possible way out of their contract.

LMAO.

Also, Rey is without a doubt the most powerful force user ever. Only someone very strong in the force could resist bursting out laughing at the sight of Snoke falling over like that.

Shit, Darth Maul survived getting chopped in half *plus* a long fall.

Originally posted by Surtur
LMAO.

Shit, Darth Maul survived getting chopped in half *plus* a long fall.

Well if Maul can be "resurrected" then maybe Snoke has a history of being brought back to life also..?

I mean that gash on Snoke's head is probably from the numerous times he's already been cut in half & hit his head on the floor.

What!

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Well if Maul can be "resurrected" then maybe Snoke has a history of being brought back to life also..?

I mean that gash on Snoke's head is probably from the numerous times he's already been cut in half & hit his head on the floor.

maul was brought back to life with the magic of fanboy tears+money, much like boba fett. i doubt that snoke will have the same good fortune, because he didn't look cool like maul and fett.

^ From an In-Universe POV, it could be because Snoke is physically a weakling and already deformed, so not capable of surviving such physical injuries the way a Prime Maul was.

But even if he did come back (he wont), like Maul and Vader he wouldnt be as strong after that.

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Still think that First Order Troopers look like Ducks.

Mark Hamill's come out saying Luke was also going to die in George Lucas's planned trilogy too in Episode 9.