You vs. The Zombie Scourge... Choose Your Weapon!!!

Started by StiltmanFTW16 pages

Originally posted by Philosophía
You'd leave me with no choice but to bite your dick off.

It's Eugene's specialty, not Rick's.

Wrong gif.

Originally posted by Galan007
The Commonwealth armor can resist bites as well:
https://i.imgur.com/xgibpTL.jpg

And it also has forearm blades that can one-shot zombies:
https://i.imgur.com/i4cB7bU.jpg

So I guess it might be a little better than the riot gear, only because it has offensive weaponry built in... But that armor wasn't even conceived of when I originally made this thread, so the riot gear's what you're stuck with. 😛

Links don't work atm. Weird. But I believe you.

I might've forgotten something, but I think Commonwealth soldiers also got killed by zombies rather easily in one scene or two...

Of course, it's not as if the riot gear is without its own anti-feats, as seen when Governor got ripped apart.

Fixing Galan's links for him...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Links don't work atm. Weird. But I believe you.

I might've forgotten something, but I think Commonwealth soldiers also got killed by zombies rather easily in one scene or two...

Of course, it's not as if the riot gear is without its own anti-feats, as seen when Governor got ripped apart.

Weird. Imgur must've been glicthing, because they work now.

Yeah, the Commonwealth soldiers could still be overwhelmed by like 4-5 zombies attacking them at the same time(if they were weaponless.)

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But I can't remember how many zombies it took to get through the riot gear. I'm assuming the same amount?

Originally posted by Galan007
Weird. Imgur must've been glicthing, because they work now.

Yeah, the Commonwealth soldiers could still be overwhelmed by like 4-5 zombies attacking them at the same time(if they were weaponless.)

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But I can't remember how many zombies it took to get through the riot gear. I'm assuming the same amount?

What's even weirder is that I made them work by changing the file extension in the url address... something that shouldn't work at all.

Poor Blake got completely swarmed, so I'd say more. Of course, he wasn't resisting, as he was dead already from having his brains blown out.

This is a really tough decision.

I feel like the riot gear would be the best thing to have at the beginning, because you would be in the middle of a large zombie infested city. You really wouldn't want to fight any zombies if you didn't have to. You'd just want to get out of the city as fast as possible, and the protection you get with the riot gear and shield would be a huge asset.

But once you got out of the city the riot gear wouldn't be ideal at all, and your best bet for survival would probably be one of the melee weapons.

Damnit. I'm undecided.

In the scenario in the op do zombies still manage to teleport in swarms and always manage to appear where people are en masse?

Nothing makes more sense to me than a completely calm and clear setting having swarms of the slowest zombies ever just impossibly appear out of nowhere.

The only way you can get ninja'd by a zombie, is if you're a complete f*cking tard.

Originally posted by Galan007
The only way you can get ninja'd by a zombie, is if you're a complete f*cking tard.

Wrong.

It might not make any sense, but zombies can be stealthy as f*ck in fiction, including Kirkman's TWD.

There are roamers (always mobile) and lurkers (mostly stationary) in TWD. Both types have some good stealth feats, even when travelling in groups.

It's just one of their "powers", same with the insane biting strength and general strength sometimes (tearing Governor's arm off quite quickly, despite him being in the riot gear)

I know it happens, but it makes no sense.

How are TWD zombies able to be stealthy at all? They always growl/moan, they walk awkwardly, and have no comprehension of being quiet.

Yet they sneak up on people in the woods, where they'd be walking over sticks and twigs that snap, leaves that crunch, etc.

Unless you're in a deep sleep or knocked out, you should logically be able to hear them coming from a mile away.

Lurkers (especially the crawlers sub-category), I can understand.

They are basically like AFK players hidden in spawnpoint, becoming active when nobody expects them to.

Roamers, I agree, shouldn't be capable of sneaking up on anyone.

Yet it keeps happening, regardless of the medium. Same with their inhuman strength stat, which also makes zero sense.

Originally posted by Galan007
I know it happens, but it makes no sense.

How are TWD zombies able to be stealthy at all? They always growl/moan, they walk awkwardly, and have no comprehension of being quiet.

Yet they sneak up on people in the woods, where they'd be walking over sticks and twigs that snap, leaves that crunch, etc.

Unless you're in a deep sleep or knocked out, you should logically be able to hear them coming from a mile away.

👆 also you should be able to smell them if you're away from cities and are in a relatively clear area.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
You're comparing apples and oranges, with the crossbow you stay out of reach until the last Zombie falls, then carefully go ahead the moment you see one immediatly shoot him. Once you've cleared an area of a certain size there ain't much that can happen to you anymore, at least not Zombiewise.

Unless you're Legolas or have a fully auto crossbow, can't say I agree.

Originally posted by Galan007
I know it happens, but it makes no sense.

How are TWD zombies able to be stealthy at all? They always growl/moan, they walk awkwardly, and have no comprehension of being quiet.

Yet they sneak up on people in the woods, where they'd be walking over sticks and twigs that snap, leaves that crunch, etc.

Unless you're in a deep sleep or knocked out, you should logically be able to hear them coming from a mile away.

Agreed. Remember Dale?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
👆 also you should be able to smell them if you're away from cities and are in a relatively clear area.
That's true.

Zombies are basically walking corpses that perpetually rot. I don't know who's all smelled a dead body irl, but it's not exactly a scent that's easy to hide. And if they've been dead a while, you can smell them from outside a house with all doors closed.

Even the "lurkers"(that you may or may not see/hear at first) would still smell rancid AF once you got in their vicinity.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Agreed. Remember Dale?
😂 TV Dale got truly ninja'd.

Biting off large chunks of flesh, sometimes through many layers of clothing, doesn't make any sense, either.

Welcome to the zombie genre.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Biting off large chunks of flesh, sometimes through many layers of clothing, doesn't make any sense, either.

Welcome to the zombie genre.

Nah I've done this many times, it works.

What do we get to wear going into this? Like can I have on a thick winter jacket?

It's no riot gear but it would at least given me a little bite protection.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Nah I've done this many times, it works.

Refugees from Syria have shitty durability, Parm.

Try biting Carver's ultra-thick lips or Gecko's fat hide.

Originally posted by LordGod
What do we get to wear going into this? Like can I have on a thick winter jacket?

It's no riot gear but it would at least given me a little bite protection.

I was just thinking normal street clothes: a t-shirt, shorts, and shoes.

No clothing that can be used to increase your bite resistance.

This thread keeps getting harder and harder 👆

What season our survival is starting at?

Because if it's summer, then I imagine nobody would be wanting to be wearing the riot gear in Atlanta.