Darth Krayt and Darth Caedus vs Tulak Hord, Aloysius Kallig, Karness Muur

Started by Beniboybling11 pages

Originally posted by Nephthys
That's a ridiculous false equivalency. Absurdities can be dismissed easily and proven wrong, Khem's account cannot. Eye-witness testimony is good enough for court for deciding lives, it's good enough in an online debating forum.

Don't be a prat.

#triggered

Originally posted by Nephthys
That's a ridiculous false equivalency. Absurdities can be dismissed easily and proven wrong, Khem's account cannot. Eye-witness testimony is good enough for court for deciding lives, it's good enough in an online debating forum.

Don't be a prat.


And I saw how my dog has killed 25 man.
This isn't a absurdity. But is it true?

Originally posted by Nephthys
That's a ridiculous false equivalency. Absurdities can be dismissed easily and proven wrong, Khem's account cannot. Eye-witness testimony is good enough for court for deciding lives, it's good enough in an online debating forum.

Don't be a prat.

So a mutation of nature is called an absurdity, but some mook we barely know anything about slaughtering thousands of Jedi isn't? LMAO, the bias is strong.

It's the exact same thing. Actually, mine at least has an explanation that makes it plausible. Khem Val just said: "Oh he did this!"

A walking potatoe is more valid than Tulak Hord singlehandedly killing a thousand Jedi. Eat it.

Spoiler:
The potatoe, I mean

Originally posted by Ursumeles
And I saw how my dog has killed 25 man.
This isn't a absurdity. But is it true?

It is an absurdity, and verifiably a lie. Khem's statement is neither.

Originally posted by MythLord
So a mutation of nature is called an absurdity, but some mook we barely know anything about slaughtering thousands of Jedi isn't? LMAO, the bias is strong.

It's the exact same thing. Actually, mine at least has an explanation that makes it plausible. Khem Val just said: "Oh he did this!"

A walking potatoe is more valid than Tulak Hord singlehandedly killing a thousand Jedi. Eat it.

Spoiler:
The potatoe, I mean

And what we do know is that he's ridiculously strong. Everything we know about him is about how strong of a warrior he is. It isn't absurd and could easily have happened and in fact did. A walking potato is impossible.

It isn't remotely the same thing. You're just being stupid.

Hord never single-handedly killed a thousand Jedi anyway so who cares.

Originally posted by Nephthys
And what we do know is that he's ridiculously strong. Everything we know about him is about how strong of a warrior he is. It isn't absurd and could easily have happened and in fact did.

Being incredibly strong doesn't mean you can automatically slaughter a thousand Jedi, 😂
You're reaching for high heavens.

Originally posted by Nephthys
A walking potato is impossible.

But it was mutated. I gave it chemicals and it became incredibly strong!

Originally posted by Nephthys
It isn't remotely the same thing.

It is exactly the same thing.

Originally posted by Nephthys
You're just being stupid.

Naturally, it merely makes it very plausible that you can.

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but potato's don't have a skeletal structure, a brain or really any of the biological components necessary to walk. Also, this is real life. Look at your hand. It real bro.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Naturally, it merely makes it very plausible that you can.

Shaak Ti can do it then. Plo Koon. Kit Fisto. Saesee Tiin. Ahsoka Tano. Sylvar. Celeste Morne. Visas Marr. Krayt. Shogar Tok. Adam Sandler. All incredibly strong duelists.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but potato's don't have a skeletal structure, a brain or really any of the biological components necessary to walk. Also, this is real life. Look at your hand. It real bro.

I don't need a lecture about anatomy or biology from you, thanks. And I'm sure you're aware that there are living beings that do not have a proper skeletal structure and still are capable of movement?

Also, you're not listening to me: scientists genetically changed the potato so it can walk. I saw them do it, and I saw it walk. It has incredibly strong legs.

Originally posted by MythLord
Shaak Ti can do it then. Plo Koon. Kit Fisto. Saesee Tiin. Ahsoka Tano. Sylvar. Celeste Morne. Visas Marr. Krayt. Shogar Tok. Adam Sandler. All incredibly strong duelists.

None of them have though. ❌

You can't just say that they can without any evidence, thats just speculation. Hord on the other hand, did do it and you're utterly unable to prove that he didn't.

I'm sorry this upsets you.

Originally posted by MythLord
I don't need a lecture about anatomy or biology from you, thanks. And I'm sure you're aware that there are living beings that do not have a proper skeletal structure and still are capable of movement?

Also, you're not listening to me: scientists genetically changed the potato so it can walk. I saw them do it, and I saw it walk. It has incredibly strong legs.

I think maybe you do if you think that this is worth the time to disprove it. It is ~impossible~, whereas Hord's feat is plausible given his abilities. Scientists can't make potatoes walk.

The second Neph denies someone else's eye witness testimony of something off-screen, I'm probably going to cum a little bit. This is golden.

Remember, folks. Unverified opinions and accounts are only reliable when they make someone Neph likes look good. Otherwise it's rubbish.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Hord never single-handedly killed a thousand Jedi anyway so who cares.
No one said he did.

Those that say that he did have clearly misinterpreted the quote.

He single-handedly broke the siege of Yn. He had an army with him at Chabosh.

As far as Hord TK'ing a capital ship, how do we know he didn't merely TK the controls?

Or is that just when PT Force users do it?

@Jman, Neph and Myth are literally debating whether a made up feat is made up or not, yah.

But actually the SWTOR Codex indicates an army was present in both battles:

Among Hord's greatest triumphs were the battles of Yn and Chabosh. With an army of dark side warriors and his faithful Dashade assassin at his side, he annihilated the rebels who defied the expansion of the Sith Empire and went on to conquer the Dromund system--setting the stage for Dromund Kaas to eventually become capital of the Empire.
And then Khem contradicts himself by claiming that despite Hord breaking the siege single-handedly, he was present and fought in the battle. mmm

Originally posted by The_Tempest
As far as Hord TK'ing a capital ship, how do we know he didn't merely TK the controls?

Or is that just when PT Force users do it?

lol @ Beni

Don't be ridiculous: just because Khem Val was shown to be inaccurate/dishonest/flat out wrong doesn't mean we have sufficient grounds to doubt what he says about other stuff.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
As far as Hord TK'ing a capital ship, how do we know he didn't merely TK the controls?

Or is that just when PT Force users do it?

PT is exaggerated, TOR is not 🙂

The salt is real.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
No one said he did.

Those that say that he did have clearly misinterpreted the quote.

He single-handedly broke the siege of Yn. He had an army with him at Chabosh.

Well actually its stated that he defeated thousands in those two battles and at Chabosh that there were a thousand there. So logically Yn would have to also be a thousand. 😖hrug:

Originally posted by Beniboybling
@Jman, Neph and Myth are literally debating whether a made up feat is made up or not, yah.

But actually the SWTOR Codex indicates an army was present in both battles:
And then Khem contradicts himself by claiming that despite Hord breaking the siege single-handedly, he was present and fought in the battle. mmm

I think you might have missed the full stop at the end of the first sentence. It seperates it from the second one. Just because it says he had an army which helped him achieve victory doesn't mean they were present at his back at all times or in both occasions. They were present at Chabosh, not Yn. Which satisfies the burden of the sentence. Or, if they were at Yn, they were the ones being besieged and Hord took it upon himself to break the siege by himself.

Even if we assume the feat happened for the sake of discussion, it's still not that good, tbh. Krayt's satellite scaling trumps it easily.

But I'd still give this to team 2, mainly because of Muur's presence.

Originally posted by Nephthys
None of them have though. ❌

You can't just say that they can without any evidence, thats just speculation. Hord on the other hand, did do it and you're utterly unable to prove that he didn't.

I'm sorry this upsets you.

I cannot prove a negative, darling. And wait, where's the proof he did? The only "proof" is Khem Val, who likely lied. Other than that what backs it up? His hype that just has him as being "incredibly strong"?

Now we're back to square one.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think maybe you do if you think that this is worth the time to disprove it. It is ~impossible~, whereas Hord's feat is plausible given his abilities. Scientists can't make potatoes walk.

His abilities are that he's "extremely strong". That doesn't make it plausible. Meanwhile scientists are slowly mastering genetic engineering, so a walking potato would one day be actually plausible.

What I'm saying is the chance that potato will walk is greater than the chance that Hord can solo a thousand Jedi.