Darth Vader vs. the Hulk

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Darth Thor Senior Member
Originally posted by carver9
How are you doing buddy? Long time no see.

Yeah I'm good thanks Carver. Surprised you remember me!

carver9 Senior Member
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Yeah I'm good thanks Carver. Surprised you remember me!

Lol...why would I not remember you afternoon days of debating Thor vs Hulk? Glad to have you back with us bro.

Darth Thor Senior Member
Originally posted by carver9
Lol...why would I not remember you afternoon days of debating Thor vs Hulk? Glad to have you back with us bro.

Lol true say.

Delta1938 True King of House of El
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

When in doubt? Turn to KMC for relationship advice.

Start ignoring her when she's had a bad day. Whenever she makes dinner, take a bite, spit it on your plate, and dump it in the trash saying it's terrible. Make her work harder, this will give her incentive.

Pull it out and slap her in the face with your dick, for no reason, and tell her, "Jake the Snake needs a tug!!"

Start hitting on her female friends, cousins, sisters, aunts, mom. When you meet her grandma, lick your lips as you scan her up and down with your eyes, and then with a seductive grin, tell her grandma, "I eat ass" and follow it with a wink.

I promise you, your relationship will never be the same. You'll probably be with her until you die.

.....because she's probably going to kill you.

Darth Thor Senior Member

^ You should charge him for those words of wisdom.

Delta1938 True King of House of El
Originally posted by Darth Thor
^ You should charge him for those words of wisdom.

I'm just here to help.

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

Originally posted by h1a8
The light-saber wins.
Where's the proof? Hulk has tons of heat/corrosive/electrical/radiation resistance feats.

krisblaze Senior Member

So we all agree Vader stomps him

Prof. T.C McAbe Kryptonian Scientist
Originally posted by krisblaze
So we all agree Vader stomps him

👆 The first time you make sense in my eyes.

Kid Kurdy Senior Member

Originally posted by krisblaze
So we all agree Vader stomps him

Maybe, when Hulk is sleeping, Vader has a chance.

Maybe.

TheHulk Retired Debater

Originally posted by Delta1938
Start ignoring her when she's had a bad day. Whenever she makes dinner, take a bite, spit it on your plate, and dump it in the trash saying it's terrible. Make her work harder, this will give her incentive.

Pull it out and slap her in the face with your dick, for no reason, and tell her, "Jake the Snake needs a tug!!"

Start hitting on her female friends, cousins, sisters, aunts, mom. When you meet her grandma, lick your lips as you scan her up and down with your eyes, and then with a seductive grin, tell her grandma, "I eat ass" and follow it with a wink.

I promise you, your relationship will never be the same. You'll probably be with her until you die.

.....because she's probably going to kill you.

🤪

Genii96 Senior Member

Hulk

Mr Master Junior Member

Hulk stomps Vader!

Come on yall, Vader?

carver9 Senior Member

It's Leo. Pit Vader against Aquaman and watch how his answer change.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Vader would have an easier time trying to move a mountain than force choking the Hulk for example. The Hulk has inhaled and contained within his lungs the equivalent of 133 of Hercules punches:


Galan, what say you?

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

I'm sure Hulk has contended with greater TK and shielding than Vader can muster. /shrug

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

But do you think he withstood the force of 133 Hercs punching inside his lungs?

cdtm Restricted

Vader broke an " indestructible" metal.

Or he could just tk him into space.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Galan007
I'm sure Hulk has contended with greater TK and shielding than Vader can muster. /shrug

Who are you and what have you done with Galan?