Darth Vader vs. the Hulk

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The entire run was comedic, but again: penetrating Hulk's skull like that is not even among Logan's highest feats.

It's an outlier in regards to his fights with Hulk, Logan had previously never been able to pierce green Hulks hide to that extent and it didn't even seem to take great effort. SW #5 was pretty much one big pisstake at Hulks expense, although it was a good healing feat in the end.

He is choking Hulk with the force. Don't know why this is being brought up.

Originally posted by carver9
He is choking Hulk with the force. Don't know why this is being brought up.

Could have sworn that you liked the Hulk.

I thought Hulk didn't need oxygen anymore... 😖hifty:

Force choke = thunderclap, footstomp, superspeed leaps etc

I just read that I said IS. Meant to say isn't choking Hulk. People need to look at Hulk fight against Jean and Hulk neck muscle>>>>>>>>Vader TK.

Originally posted by carver9
He is choking Hulk with the force.
Totally agree, carv. 👆

Originally posted by carver9
I just read that I said IS. Meant to say isn't choking Hulk. People need to look at Hulk fight against Jean and Hulk neck muscle>>>>>>>>Vader TK.

Neck muscles don't have much to do with breathing.

Put your fingers on your neck. As you breathe, does your neck clench?????

This threads needs to die down man 😬 So many variables in this fight.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Neck muscles don't have much to do with breathing.

Put your fingers on your neck. As you breathe, does your neck clench?????

Next put your fingers up your ass.

Does it clench as you type?

Only if I'm a good boy.

vader would have choked a rancor. the only way it was prevented was by direct and pre-prepped plating in his esophagus. unless hulk has some sort of esophageal protection we don't know about, the choke should def work--for a short time at the very least. while he is stunned and gagging, easy enough to lift him then simply throw the saber spear-like into and through his brain, or frisbee-like to behead him. of of course to simply leap and drive it into his brain.

vader could never face him directly, or stop him with the force, or even mind trick him. he COULD stun him, surprise him and kill him though. like i said, i'm just not sure how often it would happen. it just certainly isn't out of the realm of possibility by any stretch. /shrug

What's the most powerful character Vader can choke? I'm sure if he can choke Hulk (who doesn't need to breath), he could choke almost every Herald level character that needs to breath like Thor, Superman, Captain Marvel, etc...

What tier does this put Vader in?

Prob not Billy; he was turned inside out. Magic.

Chester Black gave Superman a stroke by crushing his capillaries, like little tubes of concrete he said.

But still crushable.

Great examples!

Hulk's esophagus should be in proportion to the rest of his body.

That is to say, quintillions of times above anything vader had to deal with.

Fight starts. Casual thunderclap before vader can react.

Fight over.

Please try flexing your esophagus. Even a little.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Please try flexing your esophagus. Even a little.

Choke me mommy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Prob not Billy; he was turned inside out. Magic.

Chester Black gave Superman a stroke by crushing his capillaries, like little tubes of concrete he said.

But still crushable.

Great examples!

and hulk is no superman. not even close tbh in terms of whose skin/cells are more resistant to damage. and vader has effortlessly walked away from massive explosions without a scratch. i don't see a t-clap ending this, personally. not at all, really as the force basically directs force AWAY from vader. /shrug

Hulk have some of the best piercing durability showings in comics but Leo doesn't think he has comparable showings to top tier Heralds, especially DC. Of course, nothing new here.