Darth Vader vs. the Hulk

Started by DarkSaint8514 pages

What does it have to do with piercing?????

Manchester Black has successfully TK crushed Superman's capillaries. At that size, they were like tubes of concrete.

Now we have Vader, who uses Force Crush a LOT. Unlike Jean or other TKers.

He goes for the quick kill.

Manchester black is a lot more powerful than vader.

And it was just a relatable metaphor. Superman's capillaries are obviously a lot tougher than concrete. Concrete is brittle afterall.

Anyway, ive yet to see a vader tk feat on par with hulk standing up to loeb force red hulk trying to choke him .

And Vader is a lot more powerful than some of the other things that have choked Hulk.

Size does indeed matter. Rulk is a completely different matter - there is still something to punch away.

Vader has choked people from across frigging galaxies.

hulk's neck muscles also protect his insides.... so getting forcibly choked from the outside is very different from getting choked from the inside. oh, and the esophagus leads to the stomach, the trachea leads to the lungs. ffs i teach science, not sure why i said the other. 😮 and there is a muscle there. like i said, i think hulk could force air through a force choke, but it would certainly give him pause for a few seconds and that could be all vader would need with the saber. he wouldn't win many, but he could def take a couple if he uses all his power and smarts.

The light-saber wins.

Hulk, how is this even a contest? His incredibly thick skin would resist getting pierced by a lightsaber (Assuming it could cut him depending on the incarnation) with his healing factor/damage soak negating any damage done. And any application of TK is useless at Vader's level.

Vader would have an easier time trying to move a mountain than force choking the Hulk for example. The Hulk has inhaled and contained within his lungs the equivalent of 133 of Hercules punches: His insides are more durable than most character's outsides. Vader at his best against an average day Hulk is not much of a contest for Hulk. Hulk on his better days or angry would punch the Death Star's energy beam back at it.

pfft.

Rage is a dumbass. 👆

Tbh, if reinforced plating could negate a force choke, I'm not sure how many Jedi/Sith you'd need to successfully accomplish the maneuver on Hulk. Especially since, 1) He can physically interact with the intangible/energy, and 2) the more stress exerted = the stronger/tougher he becomes.

Originally posted by Galan007
Rage is a dumbass. 👆

Quick to insult. If you disagree with something, please feel free to discuss. I've read A LOT of Vader (Marvel and Expanded, haven't touched the Novels in a long time however) and he has no business being put into a thread with the Hulk.

He's not even faster than Banner (Especially post Waid where his ability to speed blitz started getting wanked) the only advantage he has is agility and his TK is pointless. He might as well be throwing pebbles at him.

Lol, why are you getting so defensive? I was obviously being facetious, you dumbass. evillaugh

Anywho... Hulk gets force-strangled, and that's that. Glad we can agree, my friend. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
Lol, why are you getting so defensive? I was obviously being facetious, you dumbass. evillaugh

Anywho... Hulk gets force-strangled, and that's that. Glad we can agree, my friend. 👆

I'm in a committed relationship now and have spent the last 9 days with only my girlfriend for company. I swear it's made me more sensitive in such a short amount of time.

Nine f*cking days? Christ.

I'm just surprised she's still alive, tbh. Good for you. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
I'm just surprised she's still alive, tbh. Good for you. 👆
He never said that

Originally posted by Galan007
Nine f*cking days? Christ.

I'm just surprised she's still alive, tbh. Good for you. 👆

You're married. How do you balance life and responsibilities and the love of your life?

When in doubt? Turn to KMC for relationship advice.

Also, I never commented on the condition I left her in.

you wanna cure for the love of your life? marry her. 👆

and 9 days? wtf?? you've clearly lost all sense of both reality and objectivity. i recommend hitting a bar and finding someone new. 👆

Originally posted by Parmaniac
He never said that
True... mmm

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You're married. How do you balance life and responsibilities and the love of your life?
The wife and I obviously live together, which means we also spend a lot of time together -- and 99% of the time that is totally cool because we get along great(even after ~9 years of marriage.)

That said, occasional 'you' time is VERY important. If you're together *too* much, you'll just start bickering over little shit... No matter how much you love them.

Hulk powers through Galaxy Master TK.

Next panel, Galaxy Master was dishing out TK powerful enough to hurl planets and Hulk still powered through it.

So.....no internal attacks? Gotcha.

Hulk wins. He's too powerful. Vader would choke out Wolverine though.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Hulk wins. He's too powerful. Vader would choke out Wolverine though.

How are you doing buddy? Long time no see.