How the hell can Superman beat Silver Surfer?

Originally posted by carver9
When? Are you using crossovers?

carver... How could it be possible if it wasn't in a crossover? Why do you even ask?

I only brought that up because Alberto brought up Orion and Silver Surfer's crossover fight, so clearly, he considered crossovers fair game and evidence for argumentation. Anyone else, I would not have done that. Unless I was kidding.

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Originally posted by carver9
Which Supes was split in half?

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Sure he could depending on who writes it.

But if Damage was a Marvel character im sure youd say the same thing about him.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Rebirth Superman.
Its good then that they are in different companies.

Lol... so post crisis Supes before DCNU wasn't the one that was split in half?

Obviously Surfer has more variable Powers since when he changed tiny Metropolis into a large city again from miixls power. Even Superman was amazed he's just not into Surfers class Lois becomes the Surfers new girlfriend.

In fact the Surfer could fart Kryptonite into Superman's face and beat him.

And you know Superman was tossing the surfer salad and the exact same thing happened so it wouldn't be the first time that's Superman I think he's gay nothing against gay people it's all good just do it behind closed doors.

Also Superman is the member of a gay masturbation club called the Philadelphia Jack's in Philadelphia. Supposedly Superman gave Jimmy Olsen a job they're collecting the underwear that they have to take off but soups is allowed to wear his cape.

You've put a lot of thought into these scenarios.Almost too much to be coincidental.

Originally posted by carver9
With hands that could juggle suns.

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/19644404/Original_Sin_-_Hulk_vs._Iron_Man_004-002.jpg.html

Originally posted by Magnon
The Sun has a mean density of 1.4 g/mL. Assuming, generously, that the Hulk's handfuls are equal to 10 L your scan implies that the Hulk can lift at least 14 kg.

Nice.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
The same way that Thor can, by going in close-combat and putting the shit out of Silver Surfer ! >_<