Famous Quotes

I was just bullshittin....and you know this man! - Friday

Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!

Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children. You're daughter is out there in the streets waiting for you. Go to her. - The Crow

If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

From this day forward, all of the toilets in the kingdom will be known as Johns! - Robin Hood Men in Tights

Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
-Ford Fairlane

As the French would say, it has a certain....I don't know what. - Dr. Evil

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Snootchie Bootchies!! - Jay

I'm just trying to do to do white women what the white man has been doing to us for over 400 years!

What's that?

F@#k em - Don't Be a Menace

Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
-Ford Fairlane

What do you think being human means? That’s what we do. We make mistakes. Sometimes, out of those mistakes come the most amazing things.

You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
-Ford Fairlane

This idea of perpetual happiness is crazy and overrated, because those dark moments fuel you for the next bright moments; each one helps you appreciate the other.

Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "****" again and I'll bang you right to ****. Now get the **** out of here.
-Ford Fairlane

You play that thing one more time, I'm gonna melt it down into hairspray.