Famous Quotes

I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

Never buy a pig in a poke!

I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

Momma always saud there'd be days like this; there'd be days like this my momma said.

Whats all this?!....looks like Darth Vader's bathroom!

Sweeet Caroline... Ba Ba Dum!

You cannae break a stick in a bundle.

Here's the thing about 'tomorrow'. Every time i wake up, its 'today'.

You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.

Meg, when i get done with you, you'll be beating off guys with both hands!
-Peter Griffin

I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?