Famous Quotes

I'll take the Rapists for 200 Alex - Sean Connery

"Whoah, I never said anything about a bet. I simply said that I'm going pretend to whisper a big secret into your ear so that Jake-y here thinks I'm telling you a big secret causing him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret, thus confirming everything I just whispered in you ear" - Not Another Teen Movie

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often simply serves as something to aim at - Bruce Lee

I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers - Stephen Hawking

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder.

I was looking for Jim Carrey Mask quotes:

I would LOVE to have hung this up at work, it woulda rubbed some ppl inworked with the wring way!!!

The best way to understand someone is to fight him, make him angry. That's when you see the real person.

Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder

Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder

Did i stretch out the ****ing page AGAIN?!?

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