Famous Quotes

You're speaking to my guy all wrong. That's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. - Joe Dirt

I was having fun on this job! You had all this energy, and all these crazy ideas... and you kept taking your pants off.

You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off at that little town on the way to grandma's house?
A sort of shifty looking fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple of lotto scratchers and a tall boy at ten in the morning?
The kind of guy you wait for to come out before you and your family go in? Well, that guy is me.
My name is Earl.
And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I truly am instead of just stereotyping me because of the way I look, well, you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am.
Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that isn't nailed down.

Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.

"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."
- Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent's a dick.
-riv6672

Be that as it may ( and I agree with you he's a sizable douchenozzle) he isn't wrong in this instance.

Its not so much that he's wrong (which he is, with that pretentious bullshit), its that he's Ted Nugent. 😛

I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of beauty and wonder, worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness simmering within. And mankind? Mankind is another story altogether.

^^^thats very good! 😉